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Subject: Flight Safety


Author:
Fr. Dominic,svd
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Date Posted: 06:57:13 03/25/02 Mon

Four bishops were on a plane. During the flight, the pilot announced the loss of one of the plane's engines. "No cause to worry," the pilot announced. "We have three good motors working."
An elderly woman asked a stewardess: "Are you sure there is no danger?"
The stewardess replied, "No danger, ma'am. Besides we have four bishops on board."
The elderly woman replied: "I would rather have four motors and three bishops than three motors and four bishops."

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