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Date Posted:05:52:25 03/27/02 Wed
A preacher was on his deadbed. He called in his wife and children and said: "I know I am terminal and don't have long to live. You'd better call my doctor and my lawyer. When I die I want my doctor on my right and my lawyer on my left."
His wife called in the doctor and the lawyer, and when everyone was assembled around the deathbed, on of the children asked: "Dad, why do we have to have your doctor and lawyer here?"
"Christ died between two thieves and I thought I'd do the same," the preacher said.
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