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Subject: Wedding Anniversary Celebration


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Dominic Nguyen
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Date Posted: 11:12:41 08/19/02 Mon

A married couple was celebrating their 50th anniversary in a church social hall. The wife was smiling, but the husband had tears in his eyes. The wife asked the husband why he was crying.
The husband replied: "Fifty years ago today, your daddy put a shotgun to my head, and said that if I didn't marry you he'd put me in jail for the next 50th years. If I had listened to him, I'd be a free man tomorrow."

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