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Date Posted: 18:08:33 12/22/01 Sat
The scene opens on John Black, the scrawny WCHW interviewer. He stands holding the a mic, with the WCHW 'flag' on it. The cold winter air blows at John's parka. John Waits at the Steps of a condo in Killington Vermont. The fresh coat of white snow, buries John's feet. A pair of Spider "k"s Skies, volkl 4.20, rest up against the wall along with Spider's Carbon Fiber Viper ski poles.
John Black rubs at his bright red cheeks with his mittens. He lets out a sigh his breath visible in the fridge air, and starts to speak.
John Black: "Ohh... I hate the cold. Why Can't I be back home and with my family in Florida? Ohh... Stupid Spider "k" and his ski trip."
John sighs again.
John Black: "What's taking him so long? He told me he'd be back soon, He was only going to change, I guess he couldn't take the cold, hell look at the temperature..."
The camera tilts up to the thermometer hanging on the wall above John, revealing it to be a not so chilling 39* Centigrade. The Camera tilts back to John who is now shivering.
John Black: "Come on, let's get outta' here he's probably Not..."
Just then the oak door to the condo, flies open. nearly hitting John. Spider "k" Walks out of the Condo, wearing his black and red leather jumpsuit, He runs his fingers through his bright blonde hair that stands end on end.
Spider "k": "Beautiful day for a Ski run!"
Spider look at John confused.
Spider "k": "A WCHW lackey? Here? on my vacation?! Well, I've got a few minutes, You can ask me a few questions, but first take a deep breath of the fresh mountain air, ahhh..."
John takes a deep breath, then sneezes. He slips on the ice as a result of the force, landing on his ass. John sits for a moment gaining his composer, then stands.
John Black: "Well, anyway, Spider, Why weren't you there for your match on fury? You must have had one really bad case of the sniffles."
Spider "k": "Sniffles, yeah something close to that. Shai wasn't gonna' be there, so I had no reason to risk further sickness over Miller who I've already Proven I'm better than.
John Black: "Well, that you have, you kicked his ass. Damm near killed him too. How do you feel about Shai Hulud getting a title shot before you against Thunder, even though your the number one contender, who do you want to win?"
Spider "k": "Hey I'm on vacation. I don't give a shit What Shai and Thunder do. Nor will I care until after the New Year. But now that I think about it, I'd love to see either of them win, I don't care as long as I get to beat down one of them, after the New Year."
John Black: "Who do you favor more Thunder Venom and Maniac or Shai Hulud, Hatebreed, Outkast, and Redeem?"
Spider "k": "Well, right now they are all against me, but they hate each other, they are too busy too notice me yet. Not a one of them has said a dam thing. Not one! And I'm the mother fucking number one contender! I hate Being under estimated! Every else who underestimated me hasn't fucked with me sense, I put Miller out in the fridge, hell, I nearly killed him! How many times do I have to kick someone's ass to show them I'm not to be fucked with? Shai, Thunder, who ever wins their match, will ultimately end up the loser. I'm going to prove once and for all, I'm not to be underestimated! I'm not going to be the fucking Rodney Dangerfeild of WCHW.
That brings me to the next point I want to say, THEY ARE ALL FUCKING NUTS! And the few who aren't nuts, are fucking stupid, the one or two people who aren't stupid or nuts are full of shit! I'll even go into detail;
Between those Snake guys, Thunder, and Maniac, you'd need a Team of psychiatrists, just like the elephant man's team of psychiatrists. Those Snake guys actually think they are tough, they are just a joke, not even a funny joke either. Thunder There is another 'Big' tough guy. He walks around and acts tough just like Miller did when he was the champ, and look at Miller now a third rate jobber. If Shai doesn't put Thunder out at Chaos, I'm going to, and Thunder won't ever be the same. Hatebreed, well, he used to talk to chairs, 'nuff said. Outkast, Shai Hulud, and Redeem are probably the closest to sane here, but by far not the smartest, Outkast, Well, I can't blame him with brown nosing the boss, it's his only chance of getting anywhere. Shai's gone nuts thinking he's all of a sudden he is so much better than me, he thinks I'm not good enough to be his partner, again, I'm underestimated. Shai, the funny part is that We have a common enemy, The very reason we first teamed up in WCEW. Kind of Ironic isn't it?
Dr. Froid help me, I will make WCHW Sane..."
John Black: "Well, Spider, You really do need a vacation, So I'm going to leave you in fear or freezing to death."
John Looks to the camera shivering madly.
John Black: "Th..thiss is John Black s...s...Singing off"
The scene then fades to black.
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