| Subject: continueing from max's road to christmas chaos,u.s. title comming home? is hellshock getting a ass wooping |
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The Mercenary
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Date Posted: 19:21:10 12/22/01 Sat
after Mercenary just kicked Max's ass in a Mcdonalds fast food resteraunt, as Mercenary walks out the doors people start to clap and cheer then Mercenary gets in his limo and says to the driver
Miller: chop...chop now lots get going bro i got to get to the Christmas Chaos Arena early i have the chance to become the best Champion of United States in history of WCHW and who better than this all American Mercenary, and we dont have to worry about my My British Half Bro ariving earlyier than me now i took care of that
Driver: yes sir right away
the limo takes off heading for the WCHW arena, its a long ride its been 2 hours already, Mercenary is sleeping like a babby with a wine bodle in his arms like a small child would hold there stuffd teddy bear, the driver yells at mercenary
Driver: yo Miller The Killer wake up bro, i got to stop for gas at this bp gas station, gas is at its lowest i seen lately, you gonna stay in the car or what?
Miller wakes up and streches his arms and takes a gulp of his wine
Miller: wow holly shit this is a fucking long ride, fuck that shit man im going in the station and getting a damn candy bar and a pack of smokes, can you give me 10 bucks bro
the driver pulls in the station and gets out his credit card and hands Miller 20 bucks, then Miller pens the door and heads for the station, the driver says under his breath once again...
Driver: cheap Basterd!
as the driver gets gas mercenary heads in the station doors and quickly goes to the candy section and looks at the prices for a hursy's bar
Miller: fucking christ $1.00 for a damn candy bar my fucking god this is bull shit, fuck this shit, mother fucker!
a little boy starts crying cus of mercenarys yelling and cursing, the fat ass mom walks up to mercenary
Mom: you basterd!! theres children in here watch your fucking mouth!!
Miller: hey fat bitch fuck you ill say and do whatever i fucking want , you no who i am?
Mom: A BASTERD, we are leaving go to hell
Mercenary yells at the fat mom as she walks through the doors
Miller: well if you leaving try the fucking moon you'll weigh less there!!!
Mercenary turns to the candy section again and mudders to his self
Miller: man fuck this shit i ant paying this much for a damn candy bar
mercenary puts two candy bars in his pocket and looks around, then goes up to the cash rejester to pay not still like he is doing twith the candy bars a pack of smokes, the worker walks up, its JIMMY!!!!
Miller: Jimmy? What the fuck?
Jimmy: o hi Mercenary i got fired from mcdonalds because of Max, but i got a job here so im ok i guess, so what would you like?
mercenary shakes his head then looks at jimmy
Miller: give me some smokes would yay
Jimmy gets a pack of smokes then ads it up on the cash rejister
Jimmy: that will be $8.50 please
mercenary reach's in his pocket and gets out the 20 dollor bill the driver gave him then gives it to it jimmy, he trys to hand him his change back
Miller: no man keep the change
mercenary loughs cus he noes it the drivers money, mercenary then walks out the doors and gets in his limo as the driver is setting and was waiting
Miller: chop....chop bro, future U.S. champ here wants to fight wooo
Driver: yes sir im on it, do you think you have chance at hellshock?
Miller: Chance, HA, i have a better chance than Spider "k" going on vacation avery damn week and acullay showing up to a show that fat ass jobber, Hellshock is going down big time i traind to hard and waited to long win i get in that ring with that man im gonna unleash my own Chaos i might not be a tech. wrestler like My British bro but i sure as hell can brawl as good shit, Hellshock is nothing but a fucked up bitch thats no chalenge at all and his rain as U.S. champ is over and the ref will announce a respectfull Champion and Cool Champion and i will become "Champion of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA The Mercenary" now can you relate to that my pimp Dawg
Driver: yep
the driver starts up the limo and heads for the WCHW Arena, mercenary pulls out The two candy bars he stole from the gas station and smiles and starts eating them, then the cammmera shoots back to the gas station as it shows the manajer of it approaching Jimmy
Manajer: jimmy guess what i saw on the secerity cammera i saw that man that was just in here steal two candy bars and you diddnt stop him you basterd.....YOUR FIRED!!!
jimmy turns his head to the cammera and yells
FUCK
[the sences go black]
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