| Subject: Rebirth . . . or Afterbirth????? |
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Designated Hitter
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Date Posted: 20:14:39 03/13/02 Wed
(Scene: The camera fades in to show John Black standing backstage immediately following the “Rebirth” PPV. A bloody and beaten Designated Hitter comes limping into view holding an ice pack on the back of his head.)
Black: “DH!!! Can we get a word or two from you?!?!”
(DH, intent on making it to his locker room, doesn’t even look back as he says:)
DH: “Two words? Go away.”
(DH continues to limp off, but the determined John Black follows him.)
Black: “C’mon Hitter! You won the US Title in your very first WCHW match!!!! And, you almost won the World Title in your second!!!! You have to have something to say about all that!!!”
(DH stops and looks back with an evil look in his eye.)
DH: “Black isn’t it? Well, let me ask you a question of my own first . . . “
(DH stands back and looks at John Black’s clothes.)
DH: “Black, have you ever given 110% of your effort for something, only to have it taken from you at the last moment?!?!! Have you ever given your blood, sweat, and pain to reach your goal, only to have the door slammed in your face before you can get through the doorway?!?!”
Black: “But, you won the . . .”
DH: “DON’T INTERRUPT ME! Black, you’re married right? Has your wife ever given birth to a child?”
Black: “Yeah, we have two . . . “
DH: “Aww isn’t that sweet . . . who cares. How do you think your wife would have felt if she went through all that labor and after it was all said and done, the only thing you had as a result was a pile of afterbirth?!?!?! That’s is exactly what happened here tonight!! Tonight was no Rebirth of Tragedy . . . it was Afterbirth of Tragedy. Sure I won the US Title. But, I had the second game of the double header won, too! But, the other team had an extraordinary relief pitcher who took the game right out of my hands!!!”
Black: “ . . .I don’t understand your analogy there, Hitter . . . “
DH: “Of course you wouldn’t. Black, I had the World Title won . . . but the co-owner of the fed decided that he wanted one of his pals to win the title. So, he came out and basically gave the title to his buddy.”
(DH gets an angry look in his eyes. He grabs the mic and looks dead straight into the camera.)
DH: “Michael Miller . . . . I don’t know where in the hell you got the idea that this title here is YOUR U.S. Title. You may have held it once upon a time . . . but tonight, I earned it. And, if you want to try and get it back, its all good to me. But, I can guarantee that I’ll make you earn it if you do take it from me! So, step up to the plate!”
(DH pauses for a moment to regroup his thoughts and “switch” subjects.)
DH: “So, Shai Hulud is now co-owner of the WCHW! And, to boot, he felt the need to give the World Title to his pal Buddy-Pac. Shai, you say you don’t want any problems with your brother Redeem . . . I don’t really give a rat’s a$$ about your brother. After what you did last night . . . you got problems with me!!! And as for you, Buddy-Pac . . . . you’ll be just an unfortunate casualty in my personal vendetta. Sorry bout your luck on this one. Chalk it up to lousy timing and an over-zealous CEO.”
(DH drops the mic and limps off angrily (if that is even possible!) J
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