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Subject: Horny Enema Nurse


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Cogito
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Date Posted: 15:32:32 11/07/09 Sat
 This is a true story.
I was 19 and in the hospital for surgery. One day the doctor and a nurse were in my room examining me when I heard the doctor tell the nurse that he wanted to prescribe an enema for me. Whenever I heard the word “enema” my heart began racing.
Latter that evening an attractive middle aged nurse with red hair and a comely figure entered my room carrying a tray with a large bulb syringe. She drew the curtain and instructed me to turn over on my left side. Because I was wearing a backless hospital gown and nothing else my bare buttock was fully exposed. She lifted my right cheek to lube me. When her finger touched my anus I immediately felt the unmistakable feeling of Vicks Vap-o-Rub. Being a nurse in a hospital I know she had access to Vaseline or KY, so I could only assume she was intentionally using Vicks just to give me greater anal stimulation. She seemed to take an inordinately long time in lubing me, first the outside of my anus and then inside my rectum. She used a douche sized nozzle rather than a regular enema tip. Because I was so well lubed and she inserted and just the right angle, the larger nozzle slid in without any problem. My penis started to swell and rise covered by my hospital gown thank goodness. She squeezed the bulb forcefully with both hands sending a jet of some kind of warm enema solution into my bowel. She seemed to leave the nozzle in my rectum for an inordinately long time and then intentionally slowly slid it out. A few minutes latter I went to the bathroom to relieve myself.
She came back a short time latter and said if the enema didn’t work that she could give me another one. She kept asking me over and over again if she wanted her to give me another enema to the point where she was almost pleading to give me another enema. There is little doubt ion my mind to this day that she was enjoying herself and was horny to give me the enema.
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[> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse


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How Many Check
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Date Posted: 15:39:09 11/07/09 Sat
How many of you believe the author of the above message? I don't believe the author has both oars in the water. What do you think?

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[> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse


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Kidding
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Date Posted: 17:39:40 11/07/09 Sat
Obviously a total fantasy.

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[> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse


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Row Boat
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Date Posted: 22:01:26 11/07/09 Sat
I believe that one of the oars had too much Vicks on it, which made it too slippery to believe.

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[> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse


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Cogito (exasperated)
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Date Posted: 12:42:41 11/08/09 Sun
I assure you the story was not fabricated. There has got to others who have had similar experiences. Also, these kinds of gratuitous comments are going to discourage individuals from posting similar personal experiences and in the long run are detrimental to the forum and diminish the quality of the forum.

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[> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse


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("exasperated")
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Date Posted: 13:38:11 11/08/09 Sun
Cogito, ("exasperated") is the story of your life. Also, you did not answer the question about your strange name. The membership is somewhat concerned that you might be as strange as your name. Pease advise.

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse


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Name Check
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Date Posted: 17:33:45 11/08/09 Sun
I can only assume that the dolt meant to spell "Cognito," but he couldn't quite manage the spelling. Pity, as it would at least have indicated some sagacity. As it is, we are left with but another mediocre fantasy.

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse


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Error Check
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Date Posted: 18:04:10 11/08/09 Sun
Cogito is Latin for "I think"

as in

Cogito, Ergo Sum "I think, therefore I am"

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[> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse


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Genius Check
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Date Posted: 18:22:04 11/08/09 Sun
We enema people have always been known to be an intelligent group. We are way above average when it comes to anything requiring a keen intellect. Genius is often used to describe people who have an enema fetish. From now on, you can tell everyone you are a genius.

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[> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse - Chances Are


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Carl H
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Date Posted: 10:16:55 11/09/09 Mon
Yeah, the chances are this particular story was made up. On the other hand, in millions of hospital stays over the last 50 years or so, this had to have happened somewhere, sometime. So whether it is made up or not, just roll with it and enjoy it.

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[> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse - Chances Are


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George Gallop
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Date Posted: 11:45:39 11/09/09 Mon
How many enemas were given in a hospital setting over the last 50 years? I would guess 5 million.

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse - Chances Are


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enjoysit
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Date Posted: 19:22:50 11/09/09 Mon
And that's only the ones we know about.

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[> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse - Chances Are


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Cogito
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Date Posted: 12:12:40 11/10/09 Tue
Thank you for your defense. However you also wrote, “chances are this particular story was made up”. What evidence do you have for that and what would lead you to that conclusion? The story was in fact true. Remember that there are all different kinds of people in the world. And there are surely others that have had to have had similar experiences (although I think those people would be reluctant to respond to this particular thread right now). But I was taken aback by that kind of incredulity on a forum like this. I have posted on a number of other forums and I have never received the same kinds of reactions that I got here (including the gratuitous insults).

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[> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse - Chances Are


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Carl H
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Date Posted: 13:19:02 11/16/09 Mon
Cognito - I maintain that this is an amazing, fantastic story, whether it is true or not. Now, do you believe over 50% of the amazing, fantastic stories you read on the internet? I am somewhat skeptical, so I believe less than 50% - hence "chances are". That does not speak specifically to the veracity or your story - it could be true and it might not - I have no independent way or determining that fact.

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse - Chances Are


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Cogito
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Date Posted: 23:27:06 11/22/09 Sun
Of the countless posts one would be naïve to think that some might be fabricated. Conversely one would also be naïve to think that many, actually most, of the posts relate real experiences. I would aver that a much, much smaller percentage than what you assert is fabricated. The Internet offers anonymity. People relate incidents here that they might not reveal any where else. Even most of the posts that seem bizarre such as those that describe incest certainly are most often true. We must remember that there are all different kinds of people in the world. If I read a post and have no good reason to believe it fabricated, I will give the poster the benefit of the doubt and assume it to be true unless I have overwhelming evidence to the contrary. (I would also like to bring to attention that the skeptical, hostile responses such as the responses I received here to my post will make other loathe posting their own real life experiences in the future.)

What I understand even less is the person who gratuitously insulted me here; I don’t know what I could have possibly written that caused such umbrage with this individual.

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Horny Enema Nurse - Chances Are


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Mycroft
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Date Posted: 00:41:21 11/23/09 Mon
Cogito:
A time back I was given an enema by a nurses' aide prior to surgery. It was clear when she came in that her facial expressions, body language, breathing, speech, etc., were very much changed from earlier in the day. She was indeed very horny! It took a great deal of effort not to persue the matter with her right then and there.
Being dissed by idiots does occasionally happen and can be ignored. Thank goodness most of them tire and go away. Your commentary is fine; don't be discouraged.

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[> Subject: Re: Q 4 Cogito


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Adam
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Date Posted: 19:06:44 11/17/09 Tue
What hospital were you in when you met the horny e nurse? Didn't happen to be Dover General in BJ did it?

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[> [> Subject: Enemas in the hospital


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johnny
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Date Posted: 09:28:28 11/30/09 Mon
At the simple request from me, to my physician at the time, two lovely young nurses came to my room with a 1500 ml soapy water enema and gave me a delightful time.

Most physicians would be 'willing' to order enemas for their in-hospital patients, but are 'afraid' that their patients won't like the treatment, and are afraid that giving an enema might cause that patient to seek out another physician.

The practice of Medicine is, after all, a business, and in order to STAY IN BUSINESS, physicians tend to feel that they at least don't OFFEND their patients with noxious therapy of any kind.

Go ahead, be bold, and ask your physician to order up some enemas for you. the next time you happen to BE in a hospital. My own mother, at MY request, was given an enema IN the Emergency Room, one time when she was badly constipated. You should have seen the 'improved' look on her face once the 'bad stuff' was out of her. She went home from the Emergency Room, with even a hospital stay.

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