My match with The Young Warrior Cougar -- ACE AUSTRALIA

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Date Posted: 13:35:07 12/29/01 Sat
Author: Crusher Clint Hepa
Subject: My match with The Young Warrior Cougar

(There is a Big Farmer Mac's store in what used to be rural Makaha in the island of Oahu ,Hawaii.
It is a nice convenient store with regular store items plus polynesian and orienta snacks common to Hawaii.
A lot of kids have gathered at the store eating dried cuttlefish and sweet sour plum seeds.They are resting after a big football game.
Out of the store walks the huge Hawaiian Wrestling sensation Crusher Clint Hepa!
The kids cheer and gather exitedly around asking for autographs .
He smiles real big and tosses each kid a bag of macadamia chocolates along with an autographed photo of Crusher Clint in action.
A man with the camera calls Clint to ask him some questions )

Camera man:"Hey Crusher what you doing here?Don't you have a plane to catch?"

(Crusher Clint sees the guy and walks over after he has given the last bag of tasty macadamia chocolates to the last kid.)

{Hawaiian Pigeon english}
Clint:"Aint no big ting bruddah!I bought my ticket I stay getting sme energy food for me and my little Crushas!"

Camera man:"Saturday Night Suicide has you going against The Young Warrior Cougar "

(Clint loses his smile and looks serious as he says.)

Crusher Clint:"I watched the Young native American grappler and his blood bruddahs in da ring.they stay good wrestlas and show no fear in the ring.I respect that and I respect Cougah.
"

Camera Man:"Cougar is also a devious dangerous opponent of late have you seen what happened in ACE Europe ?"

Crusher Clint:"I respect Coga he stay dangerous,I respect that because I no stay one stupid fool.
yea cogah you one tough bruddah but I no like your Ray Divelbliss managah.He stay one no good howlie crab!I watch you I know if I fight you I fight your bruddahs too.I stay one big Hawaiian I no scared.You and me one on one we have a match.Your bruddahs inerfere we gonna have one big war!
Divelbliss poke your nose in this match and I break it.
Manitou,Thundah Warrioah you nterfere and I break your heads!
Cougah you cheat and IGEEEEVE you dirty pounding!
Now you excuse me bruddah I got a plane to catch!
"

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Re: My match with The Young Warrior Cougar -- Cougar, 12:57:16 01/03/02 Thu
- Re: My match with The Young Warrior Cougar -- Crusher Clint Hepa, 17:56:59 01/07/02 Mon
  - Re: My match with The Young Warrior Cougar -- Cougar, 13:21:12 01/11/02 Fri