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Date Posted: 14:46:50 04/20/00 Thu
Author: Hank Spivey
Subject: i met a guy from slipnot!!!!

Hey!
Man I couldnt believe it! I was at a TOOL concert man! I was diggin the mad vibe and it was totally wack! Then I looked over and realized i was standing right next to one of the guys from Slipknot!! I knew because he was wearing a gas mask like the guy from Slipknot...It had to be him!!! I was soooo stoked! I talked to him and he said he could get me back stage! I was soo excited. So I followed him over to this door that was labeled "broom closet". I said "Hey isnt this a broom closet?" And he said "No, its just a secret door to the backstage area>" I was so pumped. So we went inside and it looked just like a real broom closet...it had brooms and dustpans and dirty coveralls in it. I was a bit confused. I asked Mr Slipknot why it really looked like a broom closet. He said that it was a secret device and that he had to stick a socket wrench up my ass for it to open the magic door to the back stage. I said OK and proceeded to let him plunder my ass with lots of power tools...Sometime i must have passed out from all the excitment because i woke up in a back alley somewhere in a pool of my own shit and blood. Maybe I just couldnt handle the excitment and i passed out and forgot that i met the guys from TOOl cause it was soo cool...(heh heh that ryhmes)...we anyway..at least i remember meeting the guy from slipknot! Ill never forget him! He was sooo cool!
love dirty hankee

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