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Date Posted: 19:39:04 12/10/01 Mon
Author: SHOT AND SNIPER, FATHER AND SON
Subject: WERKIN' AT THE CAR WASH

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THE CAMERA PANS DOWN A HIGHWAY SHOWING MANY PEOPLE DRIVING TO AND FROM WORK. THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON A BUISNESS MAN IN A CAR ON HIS CAR PHONE

TRAY - "I TOLD YOU HONEY, I'LL BE HOME SHORTLY. IT WAS A SLOW HARD DAY IN THE OFFICE AND THIS RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC AINT HELPING."

TRAYS WIFE - "WELL YOU GET HOME SOON TRAY MICHAEL WILLIAMON OR I'M GONNA NAG YOUR HEAD OFF WHEN YOU GET HOME, YOUBE CAME HOME LATE 3 TIMES STRAIGHT IN THE PAST WEEK I THINK YOUR SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!"

TRAY - "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME FELICITY.."

TRAYS WIFE - "I'M NOT! AND GET THAT CAR WASHED!"

TRAY PRESSES THE HANG UP BUTTON HARD ON THE CAR PHONE AND SEES A SIGN INFRONT OF A GAS STATION THAT SAYS "CHCW CHARITY CAR WASH" HE SQINTS HIS EYES TO READ IT AND SAYS "HMM HELLO..." HE PULLS IN.
THE CAMERA GOES TO SHOT WHO IS TWIRLING A SOAPY RAG LIKE A PIZZA ON HIS LEFT HAND WITH A CIGGERETE DANGLING OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND A SPONGE IN THE OTHER HAND.
HE THROUGHS THE SPONGE OVER THE TAN LOOKING CAR THAT HE IS CURRENTLY WORKING ON AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAR A HAND REACHES UP AND CATCHES THE SPONGE IN MIDAIR, THE HAND BELONGS TO SNIPER.
SNIPER HOLDS A WATER HOSE IN ONE HAND AND RINSES OFF THE SIDE OF HIS CAR AND THE CAR DRIVER DROPS 5 DOLLARS INTO A BUCKET AND SPEEDS AWAY.
NEXT TRAY PULLS IN

SNIPER: YES SIR WHAT WILL IT BE FOR YOU?

TRAY: UH YES I'LL JUST TAKE A SIMPLE WASH, NONE OF THAT COMPLICATED BS.

SHOT: COMPLICATED BS? SIR ME AND MY SON ARE THE BEST AT WHAT WE DO. JUST GO IN THERE INSIDE THE STORE, BY YOU SOME LOTT-OOOH TICKETS AND BY THE TIME YOU COME OUT YOUR UH...YOUR ...BRONZE..

TRAY: ITS LIGHT BROWN YOU IDIOT! AND ITS A ECLIPSE! WHEN I COME BACK I BETTER NOT SEE ANY SCRATCHES ON HER I'L.L KILL ONE OF YOU!

SNIPER: YES SIR..

SNIPER SALUTES AS THE MAN ENTERS THE STORE

SNIPER:..FAG

SHOT AND SNIPER HAVE GOTTEN TO WASH THE CAR FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES NOW AND SHOT'S FOOT STARTS STICKEN TO THE GROUND

SHOT: AH..

SNIPER: YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT DUDE WAS KINDA STUCK UP TO US..

SHOT: I THINK I STEPPED IN SOME GUM..

SNIPER: LETS HIT HIM WHERE IT HURTS! LETS SABOTAGE HIS CAR!

SHOT: WHO PUTS GUM ON THE ASPHALT!?!?!?!??!!?!?

SNIPER: SHUTUP DAD IM TRYING TO THINK!

SHOT: MAYBE IT WAS A TRAP SETUP BY ONE OF MY ENEMIES...BUT WHO?

SNIPER: DAD ..

SHOT: IT WAS YOU WASNT IT!!!

SNIPER: DAD PLEASE..

THE CAMERA FOCUSES ON SNIPERS FACE WHO IS STRUCK TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO SEEK REVENGE AS A SPONGE GOES FLYING IN THE AIR ALMOST IN SLOW MOTION AND CRASHES RIGHT ON SNIPERS FOREHEAD SOAKING IT WITH WATER AND SOAP

SHOT: TAKE THAT EVIL DOER!!!

SNIPER: DAD IF YOU DONT STOP!!.. I GOT IT!!!

10 MORE MINUTES WHEN THE MAN COMES BACK HE GETS IN HIS CAR AND DROPS 5 DOLLARS IN THE BUCKET AND SPEEDS AWAY

SNIPER LOOKS SHOCKED AND UPSET AT THE SAME TIME

SNIPER: DAD DID YOU TAKE ANYTHING OFF THE CAR?

SHOT: DONT WORRY CHUM, HE WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!

SHOT HOLDS SOMETHING UP

SNIPER: DAD... THATS ONE OF THEM THINGS THAT KEEPS THE HOODCAP FASTENED TO THE TIRE.......HE HAS FOUR, MISSING 1 WONT MAKE A DIFFERENCE...YOU SCREWED UP ROYAL!

SCENE FADES AS SNIPER STILL LOOKS DISGUSTED AND SHOT IS FIGNERING AROUND WITH THE OBJECT IN HIS HAND

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