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Date Posted: 15:24:13 04/20/00 Thu
Author: billy spivey
Subject: Grandmas pot pie

Hi, I like to share with all you folks a story about my grandmothers pot pie. My mom and dad would always drag me over to Grannies house on sundays and on holidays. I hated it...granny sucked. You would always have to yell for her to hear you and she always called you sonny or Mitch. I hated that. She also smelled like burnt ham. Her skin was a leather saddlebag. Her house smelt like she was the living dead. Anyway, whenever we went over to Grannie Stinkys house she always made us eat these crappy pot pies she made! Ugh! These things tasted horrible! But mom and dad always made me eat them! I was usually sick for 2 days after eating them too..if i didnt throw up in the bathroom or on the way home after partaking in her rancid meal. I always found it odd that Granny never let us in the kitchen if she wasnt done preparing her pot pies...so one day i barged in on her whilest she was cooking up her nasty meal. I burst into the kitchen and saw the most horrid thing i have ever seen. There was my Stinky old Granny...squatting over a aluminum tin squeezing out a huge slimy turd! We had been eating Grannys shit!!! DEAR GOD!! I WAS DISGUSTED! I immediatly told my parents and we soon found out that Granny had gone quite mad and senile...we had to take her to the Old Folks Prison and they put her to sleep. GOd rest her twisted soul. Im sure she is rotting in the blazes of hell right now for her evil deeds. Fuck you granny!

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Re: Grandmas pot pie -- Raven, 21:43:16 04/20/00 Thu