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Date Posted: 21:40:01 12/19/01 Wed
::Scene opens up and Agent Orange is in a dressing room talking to Bob Barker. The man who is responsible for making the Price is Right one of the most exicting game shows around. Bob Barker is going to retire soon and asked if Agent Orange could try out his show as a host. They are looking for a replacement and Agent Orange happened to be in California getting ready to star in his movie "Death". Being able to host one of the greatest game shows around is extremely an honor for Agent Orange.::
Bob Barker: You understand Orange this is a one time deal?
Agent Orange: Yes. May I use a friend to replace Rod Roddy?
Bob Barker: Well who did you have in mind?
Agent Orange: Syko he works for GAW. I was with him in PWA.
Bob Barker: OK, only if he goes along with the script. This is only a rehearsal.
Agent Orange: I am sure he will go along with it. He is good like that.
Bob Barker: Well OK he can take Rod Roddy's place. Also our lovely lady Janice is sick. Do you know of a quick replacement?
Agent Orange: Sure.
Bob Barker: Well who is it?
Agent Orange: I call him Mini-Orange he is just like me only a midget.
Bob Barker: A Midget?
Agent Orange: Yes. He is very funny.
Bob Barker: It would be kind of funny having a midget show off the wonderful prizes on the Price Is Right. Well ok he can do it.
Agent Orange: Nice.
Bob Barker: Well are you going to suit up or wear what you have on now?
::Agent Orange looking at his original wrestling gear he wears everywhere.::
Agent Orange: I'll go as I am. So people will know who I am.
Bob Barker: OK That's fine. Just stick to the script. Syko will draw people randomly.
Agent Orange: OK you got it.
Bob Barker: Lets go.
Agent Orange: Right behind ya.
::Bob Barker and Agent Orange leave the dressing room and walk out to the hallway where Syko is standing.::
Agent Orange: Well I got you Rod Roddy's part.
Syko: Cool.
Bob Barker: Syko, Just follow the crew member, He will guide you to Rod's spot. where you will run into Rod and he will inform you of what to do.
Syko: OK
Bob Barker: OK Orange lets go.
Agent Orange: Lets rock.
::Syko follows the crew member to Rod's booth. While Agent Orange and Bob Barker go to the door that when opened leads to the stage. They stand there and wait for the introductions by Syko.::
Bob Barker: Nervous?
Agent Orange: No, Not at all.
Bob Barker: We informed Mini-Orange about him showing off the prizes. He is being instructed on what to do.
Agent Orange: All right.
Bob Barker: Almost show time. In five...four...three...two...one. Get ready once the contestants all come down you go out.
::Price is Right theme song hits as Syko makes the introductions.::
Syko: D-Kay Calyx you are the first contestant on the Price Is Right...Come on down!!!
::D-Kay stands up from the large audience and runs on down to take his seat behind booth number one.::
Syko: Young Tiger you are the second contestant on Price Is Right...Come on down!!!
::Young Tiger in shock jumps up and down on his way to contestants row to take his place in booth number two.::
Syko: Inphino Blitz you are the third contestant on Price is Right...Come on down!!!
::Inphino Blizt almost knocks down an old lady making his way to contestants row. He comes in an joins Young Tiger and D-Kay in contestants row. He takes his place behind booth number three.::
Syko: And finally. Jay Vyper you are the fourth contestant on the Price is Right...Come on down!!!
::Jay Vyper runs down almost tripping over an old mans cane, but safely makes his way to contestants row with the rest of the contestants. He goes behind booth four.::
Syko: And here is your star of the show!!!! PCW rookie!!! AGENT ORANGE!!!!!
::Trumpets play as Agent Orange comes out on stage with his small tipped microphone. Greeting and shaking hands with each contestant. The theme music ends as he is getting ready to start the show.::
Agent Orange: Thank you...Thank you...Thanks for the introduction Syko.
Syko: You're Welcome.
Agent Orange: As most of you know. I am Agent Orange filling in today for the talented Bob Barker. So lets bring out the first item for bid.
::Music plays as Mini-Orange comes out with a New electric guitar. Syko is announcing the item.::
Syko: what we have here is a Jim Reed custom guitar. Comes with an electric cord to hook right up into your system. It is also user friendly.
Agent Orange: D-Kay may I have the first bid?
D-Kay: $300
::$300 dollars lights up on his screen::
Agent Orange: Young Tiger what do you bid on this lovely hunk of junk?
Young Tiger: $400
::$400 dollars lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Inphino Blitz may I have your bid on this piece of crap?
Inphino Blitz: $401 Orange.
::$401 lights up on Inphino Blitz's screen as Young Tiger looks on with anger.::
Agent Orange: Jay Vyper, Your bid please?
Jay Vyper: $402
::$402 lights up on Jay Vyper's screen while Inphino Blitz has a mean look in his eyes while Young Tiger is laughing.::
Agent Orange: The actual retail price is....$459 dollars...Jay Vyper come on up it's time to play a game.
::Jay Vyper leaves booth four and comes on up to the stage.::
Agent Orange: Congratulations, You made it up here. Now is your chance to win $25,000 bucks. Take it away Syko.
Syko: Cause your about to play Plinko!! For a chance to win $25,000 cold hard bucks.
::Jay Vyper jumps up and down. All excited. And he didn't even win yet.::
Jay Vyper: I could use the money too.
Agent Orange: Who couldn't? Well you get one Plinko chip now, and a chance to win four more. So are you ready?
Jay Vyper: You bet I am.
Agent Orange: OK Syko you know what to do.
Syko: The first item is a piece of junk coffee pot that will break on your first cup of coffee.
Agent Orange: OK there is a 3 and a 5 there. does the price begin with a 3 or end in a 5?
Jay Vyper: 3
Agent Orange: does it begin with a 3?
::Mini-Orange flips over the three. Showing $39.::
Agent Orange: That is correct, You now have two plinko chips.
::Jay smiles::
Agent Orange: OK lets move on to our next item.
Syko: Our next item is a total waste of space hand held vacuum cleaner that couldn't suck off a pimple.
Agent Orange: OK is the first number a 5 or the last number a 9?
Jay Vyper: 5
Agent Orange: Does it begin with a 5?
::Mini-Orange flips over the 5 reveal $55.::
Agent Orange: You are correct again. You get another plinko chip.
::Jay smiles again.::
Agent Orange: Moving on.
Syko: Our next item is a scrub brush for your toilet. It was made to clean the crap in your toilet.
Agent Orange: Is the first number on that item a 1 or the last number a 6?
Jay Vyper: 1
::Mini-Orange flips over the 1 and reveals $13::
Agent Orange: you are correct again. That is your fourth plinko chip. Have you done this before?
Jay Vyper: No it is easy.
Agent Orange: Well moving on to our last item.
Syko: Over here we have a lovely onion peeler so you won't cry like a B*tch when you cut onions.
Agent Orange: Is the first number on that a 9 or does it end with a 5?
Jay Vyper: 5
::Mini-Orange flips over the 5 to reveal $25.::
Agent Orange: Correct you have 5 plinko chips to play with. Go grab those chips from Mini-Orange and go up those stairs.
::Jay Vyper goes over to Mini-Orange and grabs the five Plinko Chips then walks up the steps to play Plinko!!!::
Agent Orange: You understand the rules of this game right? Just drop the plinko chips down the slots and whatever slot it lands in at the bottom is how much you win.
Jay Vyper: OK I got it.
Agent Orange: OK go head and drop the first one.
::Jay Vyper drops his first plinko chip down the center. As it bumps into the corners it makes it's way to the left side. Lands in the $500 dollars slot. $500 bucks lights up in the bar.::
Agent Orange: $500 bucks. Not bad, Drop another one.
::Jay with a disappointing looks drops another plinko chip, but this time to the right and not the center. It goes down pretty smoothly with a few bumps and lands in the $1,000 dollar slot. $1,500 lights up on the bar.::
Agent Orange: $1,000 bucks, That's $1,500 bucks with 3 more plinko chips left.
::Jay Vyper takes the third plinko chip and places it to the right of the board then drops it. It goes down looking like it will land in the $5,000 slot and it does!!, $6,500 lights up on the bar. Jay jumps up and down.::
Agent Orange: $5,000 big ones, Totaling $6,500, two more chips left.
::Jay Vyper drops another Plinko chip, this time in the same spot. It goes down and again lands in the $5,000 slot giving him a total of $11,500 that lights up on the bar.::
Agent Orange: $5,000 more!!! You are good at this, Your total is $11,500 bucks, go head drop your last chip.
::Jay Vyper again drops it in the same slot, But this time it takes a different bump and goes directly into the $500 slot. Giving him a final total of $12,000 bucks. Theme music plays.::
Agent Orange: You just won $12,000, what are you going to do with that cash?
Jay Vyper: F**K Disney World I am going to the Foxy Lady!!
Agent Orange: HaHa, Good luck to you, See you a little later on the show. We'll be right back folks. Don't go away.
::Commercial break about how good women feel in Maxi pads. Who the hells cares. That time of the month us men run.::
::Now Back to The show, Agent Orange is on stage.::
Agent Orange: OK Syko, Who is our next contestant on the Price Is Right?
Syko: Is there a Mop, Captain Mop in our audience, If so you are the next contestant on the Price Is Right...Come On down!!!
::Captain Mop comes flying down the stairs and jumps in booth four where Jay Vyper sat. Music ends::
Agent Orange: Hi Captain Mop and welcome to the Price Is Right, Mini-Orange has our next item up for bid over here.
::Mini-Orange comes out with a gold necklace in his hands.::
Syko: We have a 14 karat piece of Sh*t necklace that will break when someone yanks on it really hard during sex.::
Agent Orange: D-Kay may we have your bid on this hunk of junk?
D-Kay: $550
::$550 lights up on his screen::
Agent Orange: Moving on to Young Tiger what is your bid?
Young Tiger: $1
::$1 lights up on his screen::
Agent Orange: OK Inphino Blitz what is your bid?
Inphino Blitz: $600 bucks
::$600 bucks lights up on his screen::
Agent Orange: And finally Captain Mop, your bid please?
Captain Mop: $650 Alex.
Agent Orange: Wrong Show Mop
::$650 Lights up on Mop's screen.::
Agent Orange: The Actual retail price is $559 bucks, D-Kay you are the next contestant to play, come on up.
::D-Kay jumps up for joy. He finds his way on stage.::
Agent Orange: How does it feel to be on the stage?
D-Kay: Great Orange.
Agent Orange: Well I have a feeling it will get greater. Because we have something behind that curtain over there.
::The curtains open revealing a new car.::
Syko: It's A new CAR!!!! A brand new 2001 Dodge Viper, With leather seats and a lot of junk inside. Very nice car.
::D-Kay jumps up and down, very excited.::
Agent Orange: If you come on over here we are gonna play 3 strikes, Have you heard of it before?
D-Kay: Yes, Of Course
Agent Orange: OK in this bag I am going to put two 9's, one 5, one 4, and one 6. Also I am putting in three strikes. Now if you pull a number out you have to guess where it goes in order to get it on the screen. If you guess wrong it goes back in the bag. If you pull out the three strikes, you lose. Sound fair?
D-Kay: Yes.
Agent Orange: Well go ahead and pull out the first number.
::D-Kay reaches in the bag and pulls out a 6.::
Agent Orange: You got a 6, on where does it go, what slot? 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, or 6th?
D-Kay: First.
Agent Orange: Is the first number a 6?
::A 6 blinks up with a beeping noise.::
Agent Orange: You are correct.
::Agent Orange walks over to the game board and drops the tile in the slot.::
Agent Orange: OK pull another number out of that bag.
::D-Kay reaches in and pulls out a 5.::
Agent Orange: OK a five, where does it go?
D-Kay: The last slot.
Agent Orange: Is the last slot a 5?
::A 5 blinks up with a beeping noise.::
Agent Orange: You are right again.
::Agent Orange walks over and puts the 5 in the slot.::
Agent Orange: Pull out another number.
::D-Kay reaches in the bag again and pulls out another 5.::
Agent Orange: The second 5, Tell me where does it go?
D-Kay: 2nd slot Orange.
Agent Orange: Is he correct?
::Another 5 blinks up in the spot D-Kay chosen. Followed by a beeping noise.::
Agent Orange: You are now two away from winning that beautiful automobile. Are you nervous?
::Agent Orange puts the 5 in the slot::
D-Kay: A little, more strikes than numbers now.
Agent Orange: True that, Pull out another number from that bag.
::D-kay reaches in again and pulls out a nine.::
Agent Orange: Well since there are two nine's left as well as two empty slots on the game board, I am sure you can guess where this goes?
D-Kay: The 4th one please.
::The number 9 blinks with a beeping noise. He is now one away from winning a Dodge viper.::
Agent Orange: Now the tension must be rising, You have 1 number left in that bag with 3 strikes.
::Agent Orange puts the number 9 in the slot.::
Agent Orange: Reach in there and pull out that last number.
::D-Kay reaches in and pulls out a strike. a buzzing noise is heard. Audience is in aww.::
Agent Orange: Don't want any more of those.
D-Kay: Right, I am this close now I am not going to lose.
::Agent Orange puts the red strike into the slot as a X pops up on the bar below the number screen.::
Agent Orange: Reach in there and pull out that number.
::D-Kay reaches in the bag, very nervously and pulls out the last 9. D-Kay jumps and lets go of the number, it goes flying in midair. Theme music is playing.::
Agent Orange: Congratulations, Thank you for playing.
D-Kay: You're very much welcome.
Agent Orange: It is time for a commercial break, Don't go away. We'll be right back.
::As they go to commercial the camera goes on D-Kay jumping up and down like a maniac.::
::Commercial for A new medical study about aids::
::Warning: Medical Authorities Have Announced That AIDS Can Be Contracted Through The EARS By Listening To A**HOLES. Use EXTREME Caution Around Here::
::Commercial ends as Syko is getting ready to announce our next contestant.::
Agent Orange: Well Syko who is our next contestant.
Syko: Major Broom, you are our next contestant on Price Is Right. Come on Down!!!!
::Major Broom comes running down with a broom stick. And grabs his seat where D-Kay previously sat.::
Agent Orange: Hi Major Broom and welcome to contestants row.
Major Broom: I hope I win a shiny new broom. My mommy gave me this broom for my 12th birthday.
Agent Orange: That's great, Mini-Orange, bring out our next item up for bid.
::Mini-Orange comes out with a Gold Picture frame.::
Syko: what we have here is a picture frame where you can place your favorite picture of your ugly kid that everyone talks about. Hand Carved by some Jacka**.
Agent Orange: Major Broom may I have your bid?
Major Broom: 20 cents.
Agent Orange: We don't do Change here must be a bid in dollars.
Major Broom: Oh ok, I bid $20 dollars.
::$20 lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Moving on to Young tiger what is your bid?
Young Tiger: $150
::$150 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Inphino Blitz may I have your bid please?
Inphino Blitz: $175
::$175 lights up on his screen::
Agent Orange: Captain Mop how bout you? What is your bid?
Captain Mop: $200 bucks Pat Sajak.
::$200 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Wrong show again Mop. The Actual retail price is!! $180 dollars. Inphino Blitz come on up to the stage.
::Inphino Blitz comes on stage and shakes Orange's hand.::
Inphino Blitz: I am so excited to be here. I love this game show.
Agent Orange: Then you'll love this item you will have a chance to win.
Syko: You have a chance to win. A brand new swing set. Made for giving a bruising to your kids.
::Mini-Orange is show sliding down the slide then goes over to the swings and starts swinging back and forth.::
Inphino Blitz: I don't want that piece of sh*t.
Agent Orange: I wouldn't either, but it is what is on the script. sorry nothing I can do.
Inphino Blitz: I see.
Agent Orange: Well we are gonna play the range game. What you have to do is press this big red button where u want it to stop, what it stops on is like a range of 10 spaces. If the price of that swing set is within the 10 spaces you win the prize. if not you lose. Remember if you start it up and stop it. We can't start it up again for another 24 hours. Cause they bought it at Kmart, the cheap bastards.
Inphino Blitz: OK
Agent Orange: Start her up.
::Inphino Blitz pushes the red button right away.::
Agent Orange: So you think the price of it is cheap?
Inphino Blitz: Nah I just don't want that piece of sh*t.
Agent Orange: Well guess what, you won it. It was a cheap friggin swing set. You were correct.
Inphino Blitz: Whoopee F**King do.
Agent Orange: Well we will see you at the big wheel, when we return. Right after this.
::commercial for Depends. when you have to go...Why run to the bathroom. with new ultra depends you never have to miss a thing. For those precious moments in life. Now available in edible types. With delicous flavors such as strawberry and kiwi. Pick up some today at Kmart.::
::Commercial Ends and Agent Orange next to Inphino Blitz, Jay Vyper, and D-Kay. They are ready to roll the big wheel.::
Agent Orange: Well we are back. It is time to spin the big wheel. First let me give it a test. To see if it works.
::Agent Orange pulls on the big wheel. But he gives it such a hard pull that the wheel break and flies out of it's stand. It is rolling towards Major Broom in contestants row. They all jump out of the way in contestants row, but Major Broom is still sitting there. In shock. The big wheel is moving in on him fast. The big wheel hits Major Broom!!!!.::
Agent Orange: OOPS!! Cut Go to a commercial!!!! Go To a commercial!!! Now damnit.
::Commercial comes on about Viagra. With two old men in Electric Wheel Chairs.::
Old Timer 1: I'll Race you for your Viagra.
Old Timer 2: What do I get if I win?
Old Timer 1: You can have my meds.
Old Timer 2: Ok your on.
::The camera goes on to an old woman talking to a nurse.::
Old Woman: Those Fools, don't they know?
Nurse: Know what?
Old Woman: Viagra strong enough for a man, Made for a Woman.
Commercial Ends as we are back on the show. Major Broom was taken to a Hospital. Jerome Abraham takes his place on contestants row.::
Agent Orange: The producers of this show say I am not allowed to give the big wheel a test any more. Major Broom was sent to the hospital with a few broken ribs. No brain damage cause I don't think he even had a brain to begin with. But here we are back at the big wheel. Inphino Blitz you know how the game is played. Give the wheel a big pull. Not too hard though.
Inphino Blitz: OK you got it.
::Inphino Blitz walks over to the big wheel and gives it a big pull. It spins around and around till it lands on 25 cents.::
Agent Orange: 25 cents, give that wheel another spin. Try to get a dollar.
::Inphino Blitz pulls on the wheel again, As it goes around and round it lands on 80 cents. A buzzer sounds cause he went over.::
Agent Orange: Sorry you went over, Enjoy your swing set and thank you for being a contestant on the price is right.
Inphino Blitz: Yeah great a swing set.
Agent Orange: Jay Vyper you are next, Go spin that wheel.
::Jay Vyper walks over to the wheel and gives it a pull. It goes round and round till it reaches 10 cents.::
Agent Orange: 10 cents, Spin it again.
::Jay Vyper spins the big wheel again. But gives it a smaller pull. It ends up on 85 cents. giving him a total of 95 cents.
Agent Orange: Nice 95 cents, Go stand over there in that circle.
::Jay Vyper jumps up and down happy that he got a high number, Which only a dollar can beat.::
Agent Orange: Well D-Kay you need a dollar to beat Jay or 95 cents to tie him. Go spin that big wheel.
::D-Kay walks over to the big wheel. He gives it a big spin it goes around three times. D-Kay is biting his nails, Jay is holding his hands. The big wheel lands on a dollar. D-Kay wins and earns $1,000 bucks, He also gets to spin again for a chance at $10,000.::
Agent Orange: Jay Vyper it was nice having you on our show. Have fun with your $12,000 bucks. D-Kay you won $1,000 bucks, you now have a chance at $10,000 more. Give that wheel a big spin.
::D-Kay gives the wheel another spin. Same spin he gave it last time. but this time it doesn't land on the dollar. He doesn't get the $10,000 more.::
Agent Orange: Sorry you didn't get it. But you have a chance later on in our show to win at the showcase showdown.
D-Kay: Thanks.
Agent Orange: We will be right back after these messages.
::Commercial plays. For ultra soda. One sip and you will have a high greater than that of a cokehead. We give you our promise.::
::Commercial Ends. Agent Orange is standing on stage.::
Agent Orange: Syko tell us who is the next contestant.
Syko: Do I smell a Gas here. I do God Of Gas come on down.
::God Of Gas comes running down while people hold their nose. He makes his way to contestants row in the 3rd booth that Inphino Blitz was in.::
Agent Orange: Welcome God Of Gas, lets bring out our next item to bid on.
::Mini-Orange comes out with a new air freshener.::
Syko: Here is a lovely new air freshener. It is such a promising air freshener. You can fart in it and your gas will come out smelling like roses.
Agent Orange: Jerome Abraham may I have your bid?
Jerome Abraham: $200 bucks.
::$200 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Young Tiger may I have your bid?
Young Tiger: $1
::$1 lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: God Of Gas your bid please.
God Of Gas: $1,000
Agent Orange: $1,000? Are you sure?
God Of Gas: I don't need no stinking air freshener. If I wanted to fart like roses I'd eat my grandma's spaghetti.
Agent Orange: That is an over share.
::$1,000 bucks lights up on God Of Gas's screen.::
Agent Orange: Captain Mop what is your bid?
Captain Mop: $250 Regis.
::$250 dollars lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Wrong show again. For the 3rd time. Well the actual retail price is!!! $205 bucks!!! Jerome Abraham is our winner. Come on up to play a game.
::Jerome Abraham comes up on stage and shakes Orange's hand.::
Agent Orange: you can win this!!
::Curtains open up to reveal a new washer.::
Syko: A Kenmore washer that will take those stains you made on your sheets with your girlfriend last night disappear.
Agent Orange: Behind that we have a?
::Curtains open up and a pool table reveals.::
Syko: A new pool table. Now you can really impress your friends!!! with this piece of equipment.
Agent Orange: And Finally!!
Syko: A New CAR!!!!
::Jerome Abraham jumps up and down.::
Syko: A 2001 Honda accord. With less crap than the Viper retailing in at $19,995 dollars.
Agent Orange: How Excited are you Jerome?
Jerome Abraham: Extremely!!!
Agent Orange: In order to win this. you must play master key. Have you heard of this game before?
Jerome Abraham: No
Agent Orange: Well I will explain. You get to pick from one key. There are 5 keys. You have a chance to win 2 more of those 5 keys. There are 3 keys that will only win you one prize. There is the master key that will get you all prizes. Then there is a dud. That will get you no prizes. You understand?
Jerome Abraham: Yes I understand.
Agent Orange: Syko will read off our 2 products. Take her away Syko!
Syko: First we have a 12 pack of soap for the fat smelly bastard next to me. Next we have a special brand of toothpaste for the fat bastard as well. His teeth are yellow.
Agent Orange: OK Jerome you think the price of the 12 pack of soap is 6.99? or you think it is 8.99?
Jerome: $6.99?
Agent Orange: You are correct. You now have two keys. Now for the toothpaste do you think it is 2.49 or 3.49?
Jerome: $3.49?
Agent Orange: Yes you are correct. You now have two keys to play with. Come over here with me and pick out your keys. Stand over here in the middle. OK now pick out your keys. Remember you choose from three out of the five.
::Jerome picks the last to the right, last to the left, then the middle key.::
Agent Orange: OK lets walk over here to the lock and see if you have the master key.
::Agent Orange and Jerome walk over to the lock.::
Agent Orange: Take your key and see if it unlocks all 3 prizes.
::Jerome picks the last key he picked out and stick it in the lock. Then turns it only to find out it was the master key all along. He jumps up for joy when he found out he won all three prizes.::
Agent Orange: God Call man. We'll be right back after these words from our sponsor.
::Commercial Break for Metamucil. For when you can't sh*t right. Take ultra strength Metamucil it will make you shot like an elephant.::
::Commercial ends. Agent Orange is back onstage.::
Agent Orange: Who is going to try their luck next?
Syko: I need a plumber in here. Flush Master come on down!!!!
::Flush master comes running down and sits in Booth number 4 where Jerome sat.::
Agent Orange: Lets bring out our next item for bid...shall we.?
::Mini-Orange comes out riding a lawn mower.::
Syko: when you want to cut grass. You get this handy craftmans lawn mower. No it doesn't cut you the kinda grass you smoke.
Agent Orange: Thank you Syko. Flush Master may I have your bid?
Flush Master: $500
::$500 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Young Tiger your bid please?
Young Tiger: $501
::$501 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: God Of Gas now your turn.
God Of Gas: $750
::$750 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Captain Mop may I have your bid?
Captain Mop: $300 bucks Jerry Springer.
::$300 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: He is a talk show host you dumba** not a game show host. But any ways. The Actual retail price is!!! $650 bucks. Young Tiger you win. Come on up and get ready to play a game.
::Young Tiger comes up and shakes Orange's hand and is now ready to play a game.::
Agent Orange: Nice to have you here.
Young Tiger: Great to be here.
Agent Orange: You are going to play!!! Pick A Number a new game I invented. You down for it.
Young Tiger: Yes.
Agent Orange: Well this is how it goes. I think of a number from 1-10 you have three guess to get it right. you will be playing for!!!
Syko: A European Vacation!!! Where you will stay in cockroach infested hotels for 6 days and 7 nights and get massages by women in fake breasts.
Agent Orange: You ready?
Young Tiger: Yes.
Agent Orange: OK I thought of a number. Take a guess.
Young Tiger: 7?
Agent Orange: Yes!!! You win.
Young Tiger: Really?
Agent Orange: Yes!!!
::Young Tiger jumps up and down::
Agent Orange: Stay tuned. We'll be back right after these messages.
::Commercial for Hot Sauce comes on. You want it hot. You get it hot. We are so hot you will burn your ass the next time you fart.::
::Commercial ends. Agent Orange stands out on the stage.::
Agent Orange: Syko who is our next contestant?
Syko: Is there a Bill in the house. Bill Cameraman come on down!!!
::Bill comes running down the stairs and sits in Young Tigers former place.::
Agent Orange: OK Mini-Orange lets bring out the next item for bid.
::Mini-Orange comes out with a new vacuum cleaner.::
Syko: A suckalot vacuum made by the same people who suck alotofit.
Agent Orange: Flush Master may I have your bid?
Flushmaster: $175
::$175 lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Bill what is your bid?
Bill: $375
::$375 lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: God Of Gas?
God Of Gas: $400
::$400 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: Last but not least. Captain Mop may I have your bid?
Captain Mop: $200 bucks Orange.
::$200 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: You finally got my name right you punk..Well the actual retail price is!!! $250 buck. Captain Mop come up on stage. You are the winner.
::Captain Mop jumps up and down and falls ontop of God Of Gas. But gets back up and joins Agent Orange on stage.::
Agent Orange: Welcome you have a chance to win!!!
Syko: $10,000 bucks so you can buy more drugs!!!
Agent Orange: It is another new game never seen on this show. You play paper, rock, and scissors with me. And if you win, you get $10,000 bucks. OK!!!
Captain Mop: Woohoo!!! OK lets play.
Agent Orange: Ready, Get set, GO!!!!!
::They both shake their fists and Captain Mop does scissors as Captain mop does paper.::
Agent Orange: Captain Mop you just won $10,000 dollars!!!!
::Captain Mop gets so excited and takes off.::
Agent Orange: Wonder where he is going. When we come back we will give the big wheel another spin. Stay with us.
::Commercial comes on about a new power tool from sears. No one cares.::
::Commercial ends. Agent Orange is next to Young Tiger, and Jerome. Captain Mop disappeared when he found out he won $10,000 bucks. But the show will continue without him.::
Agent Orange: We are down to two contestants at the big wheel. Captain Mop went AWOL. Word has it he was arrested for running naked in the streets. Good thing he has $10,000 to bail him out with. We also got word that Major Broom is doing OK. He will be fine. Just a little shaken up. So lets get on with the big wheel. Jerome give it a big spin.
::Jerome walks over to the big wheel and spins it. It goes around and around till it lands on 85 cents.::
Agent Orange: 85 cents, Do you wish to keep it or spin again?
Jerome: I'll stay.
Agent Orange: Walk on over to the red circle.
::Jerome walks over and stands on the red circle.::
Agent Orange: Young Tiger you have to beat 85 cents. Give it a big spin.
::Young Tiger spins the big wheel and it goes round and round and lands on 90 cents. He won. He makes it to the showcase showdown!!!.:::
Agent Orange: You won. Unless you want to spin again?
Young Tiger: I'll stay.
Agent Orange: OK thank you Jerome good luck with your new car.
Jerome: Thanks.
Agent Orange: When we come back we will have our showcase showdown. So don't go away. Or we will send Captain Mop to your house.
::Commercial for Papa Ginos Pizza. where we make it fresh cause our chef's aren't on crack like pizza hut.::
::Commercial ends as Young Tiger and D-Kay are standing behind two booths. Agent Orange is there in front of the booths. We are ready to play the showcase showdown!!!::
Agent Orange: Welcome back. For those of you who joined us...where the hell were you...Here we got our top winner in the showcase D-Kay and Next to him is Young Tiger. I am sure you guys know how to play. So Syko and Mini-Orange will give away our prizes. D-Kay gets to choose to pass or accept his prizes. So D-Kay this showcase could be yours or you could pass it to Young Tiger.
D-Kay: OK show those prizes!
Agent Orange: Let her rip Syko.
Syko: Your showcase begins with a collection of wine......
::Mini-Orange is shown laying down next to the wine chest with an opened bottle next to him. It appears as if he drank to much.::
Syko: Well from the looks of it. Mini-Orange enjoyed the wine. As I was saying these wines were imported from all over Europe....Next we have A Trip to the Virgin Islands!!!! Where you and a guest will stay 9 days 10 nights in a lovely hotel filled with hot chicks. This can all be yours.
Agent Orange: D-Kay do you wish to pass or do you wish to bid?
D-Kay: I will bid.
Agent Orange: How much do you think the booze and trip are worth?
D-Kay: $7,000 bucks.
::$7,000 bucks lights up on his screen.::
Agent Orange: OK Young Tiger this next showcase can be yours!!
Young Tiger: Alright I am ready.
Agent Orange: Syko do the honors.
Syko: your showcase starts off with a collection of Action movies. You get over 100 hardcore action flicks to impress those chicks with the big breasts with. Moving on to our next prize. It is a new Jacuzzi where those chicks you impress will have even more fun with you in there. And finally......A new CAR!!!! A 2001 Mercedes Benz. Where you will defiantly get laid. This can be all yours on the Price Is Right!!!!.
Agent Orange: May I have your bid please?
Young Tiger: $40,000 bucks.
::$40,000 bucks pops up on Young Tiger's screen.::
Agent Orange: When we come back from these messages, We will find out who wins or loses. Stay tuned.
::Commercial for Great 70's music hits. good god Music that made me wiggle my ass. Play that funky music white boy. We don't even know if that was a 70's song. but it is on the album. Order it today.::
::Commercial ends as D-kay and Young Tiger are standing very nervously. Awaiting the finally decision.::
Agent Orange: Young Tiger your bid was $40,000 bucks. The actual retail price of your showcase is!!!!. $46,000 Leaving you with a difference of!!!
::$6,000 bucks lights up on Young Tiger's screen.::
Agent Orange: $6,000 bucks.
::Agent Orange walks over to D-Kay.::
Agent Orange: You nervous?
D-Kay: Yes.
Agent Orange: Your bid was $7,000. The actual retail price of your showcase is!!!, $7,005. For a difference of!!! $5.00!! You win both Showcases!!! You are a double showcase winner!!!
::The realality hit D-Kay and he runs over to the prizes and checks them out.::
Agent Orange: Sorry Young Tiger. Thank you for being on the Price is Right. Enjoy your vacation.
Young Tiger: Thank you.
Agent Orange: We are almost out of time. So instead of our help save the dogs and cats get them spayed or neutered. I have this to say. Doug Troy after I get through you there is only one person that needs to worry. Stryfe you are next on my hit list. So If I were you I'd be shaking in my boots. nothing personal. you may have been a Champion. But the expression is...Out with the old....In with the new. So Doug Troy. You best be afraid too....Very Afraid.
::Cameras stop rolling as Bob barker comes on out.::
Bob Barker: you will never host this show again. Syko too. We just lost 12 sponsors cause of you. You are lucky we don't have you arrested. So get your stuff and get the hell out of here.
Agent Orange: We were leaving any ways. It was fun. And Bob to quote Adam Sandler "The Price Is Wrong B*tch.
::Agent Orange walks out as D-Kay is still jumping for joy. He almost tripped over Mini-Orange going over to the wine. Bob Barker is very angry. As well as Rod Roddy, Once the show ended Syko bolted his ass out of the booth. Captain Mop and Major Broom had a good time.::
::CBS Logo pops up. End.::
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