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Date Posted: 23:07:25 12/21/03 Sun
Author: Al Gore
Subject: Tipper Got Runover By A Reindeer ♪ ♪ ♪

Tipper got run over by a reindeer ♪ ♪ ♪

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. ♪ ♪ ♪

You can say there's no such thing as Santa, ♪ ♪ ♪

But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. ♪ ♪ ♪



She'd been drinking too much eggnog, ♪ ♪ ♪

And we begged her not to go. ♪ ♪ ♪

But she forgot her medication, ♪ ♪ ♪

And she staggered out the door ♪ ♪ ♪

into the snow. ♪ ♪ ♪



When we found her Christmas morning, ♪ ♪ ♪

At the scene of the attack ♪ ♪ ♪

She had hoof prints on her forehead, ♪ ♪ ♪

And incriminating Claus marks ♪ ♪ ♪

on her back. ♪ ♪ ♪



Tipper got run over by a reindeer ♪ ♪ ♪

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. ♪ ♪ ♪

You can say there's no such thing as Santa, ♪ ♪ ♪

But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. ♪ ♪ ♪



Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, ♪ ♪ ♪

He's been taking this so well. ♪ ♪ ♪

See him in there watching football, ♪ ♪ ♪

Drinking beer and playing cards ♪ ♪ ♪

with cousin Mel. ♪ ♪ ♪



It's not Christmas without Tipper, ♪ ♪ ♪

All the family's dressed in black. ♪ ♪ ♪

And we just can't help but wonder ♪ ♪ ♪

Should we open up her gifts ♪ ♪ ♪

or send them back? ♪ ♪ ♪



SEND THEM BACK!!! ♪ ♪ ♪


Tipper got run over by a reindeer ♪ ♪ ♪

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. ♪ ♪ ♪

You can say there's no such thing as Santa, ♪ ♪ ♪

But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. ♪ ♪ ♪



Now the goose is on the table ♪ ♪ ♪

And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!) ♪ ♪ ♪

And the blue and silver candles, ♪ ♪ ♪

That would just have matched the hair ♪ ♪ ♪

in Tipper's wig. ♪ ♪ ♪



I've warned all my friends and neighbours, ♪ ♪ ♪

Better watch out for yourselves ♪ ♪ ♪

They should never give a license, ♪ ♪ ♪

To a man who drives a sleigh ♪ ♪ ♪

and plays with elves. ♪ ♪ ♪



Sing it, Grandpa! ♪ ♪ ♪


Tipper got run over by a reindeer ♪ ♪ ♪

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. ♪ ♪ ♪

You can say there's no such thing as Santa, ♪ ♪ ♪

But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe. ♪ ♪ ♪


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