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Date Posted: 18:58:16 04/26/00 Wed
Author: SKATERMAN ABRILE
Subject: HA....hilarious, yet clever speech KID SATAN!
In reply to: Kid Satan 's message, "Darkness has arrived, and no one shall stop." on 13:18:30 04/26/00 Wed

(Skaterman Barile walks into the ring as the sound of TOXIC from crazytown blasts through the P.A.dressed in blue cargo pants down to his grey Osiris skater shoes. He is also wearing a black skatershirt to match his pants. He quickly demands for the microphone trying to hide his laughter from the crowd)

Oh man! Wow. When I first entered this league, I didn't expect there to be very many celebrities, or any at all to put it in simpler terms. But now I'm all fired up cuz the Devil's son is here! Wowee! I can't wait to meet him! Oh! Oh! Is he here? Is he? Huh? Huh? Is my hair combed? i'm sooo nervous! NOT!!!!!!!

I still can't stop laughing over your speech Mr. devil's son sir. No offense, well, actually yeah, take it as an insult but.....WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WALKING YOUR FAT SATANIC @$$ DOWN TO THIS RING CLAIMING YOUR GONNA TAKE OVER THE LEAGUE?
Man yo're good. I'm thinking of hiring you to to tell jokes like you did earlier at my little 12 year old nephew's birthday! He'll laugh his head out all night. I'm sure the audience agrees with me here huh?

(The fans all rise up out of their seats in agreement with the rising star of the GWF. They begin to take Skaterman's words of wisdom (so to speak) seriously)

 Well Mr Devil sir, if you think you're serious about your little role here in the GWF, then so be it. But I personally think you outta check in for an apppointment at Jenny Craig's office. Or better yet, Jenny Jones, you'd fit in perfectly with those gothic wanna-be's.
I think YOU should go back to that red firey place you call your home buddy instead of insulting all of us wrestlers.

The only think i might have in common with you, is tahtw e both like slipknot! And secondly, you also have something in common with THEM, you will WAIT TO BLEED when Prez Dave books us a match as soon as he can!

Well Devil person, thingee, guy, whatever you are.....I'll see you in the ring!

(Just before Barile makes his way to the locker room, he pauses for a moment halfway up the aisle and brings the microphone to his mouth)

Oh, since I am a follower of Christ of course.....remember that SAINT MICHAEL crushed the devil's head in a battle and sinve my name is MICHAEL, i will crush yours!! Remember that!

(Skaterman barile leaves his fans' sight as they applaud his courageous speech. He is a leader in the GWF!)

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