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Date Posted: 06:05:15 04/28/00 Fri
Author: SKATERMAN BARILE
Subject: JACK ATTACK READ UP!!!!!

<font color=blue>(Skaterman Barile walks into the rectangular ring, he comes on between the second and third ropes. He is wearing red baggy cargo skateboarding pants, a black "HEMP" shirt with the marijuana leaf on the back of it. As he grabs a firm hold of the microphone, he looks at the capacity crowd all around him holding up posters. He begins to speak.....)

<font color=yellow>Well, I couldn't help myself into reading all of those posters up in the crowd about me. Hmmmm, let's see, "Skaterman rocks", "Skaterman is all that" and lastly, the one that really caught my eye, "World belt=Skaterman".

You see JACK ATTACK, even though you don't know me personally or of my wrestling abilities, the fans sure do give you a hell of a hint! Don't they?

Jack Attack, on monday night, at the very first GWF event, you and I will be face to face, noose to nose, chin to chin.
I will have a large control of the match until the very end where i climb the third rope on one corner on my skateboard. I will brusquely pull of a 360 flip and while I am in mid air, I will grab my board with a tight hold just in time to crack open your skull.

The fans will then be up, out of their comfortable seats leading me on to victory. I will then lay down your shoulders to the ring floor as the last three seconds of the match pass before your eyes as the referee raises my right arm in victory.

One more thing, HIT THE ROAD JACK!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!!

<font color=blue>(Skaterman Barile leaves the ring on his board with "Darkside" from crazytown leading him to exit back to the locker room)

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