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Date Posted: 10:46:04 04/29/00 Sat
Author: Kid Satan
Subject: A what man, a pigeon man?!?!

The lights in the arena shut off and the blue spotlight appears. Slipknot's "Wait and Bleed" plays and you see no one come out on the ramp. Then the spotlight moves around the arena fianlly it comes to the rafters. You see a shadowy figure wearing all black. He jumps down from the rafters and lands in the ring. The spotlights followed him the whole way. Hey goes over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, he looks into the crowd and his eyes turn blood red. You hear no reaction from the crowd. He gets down and grabs a mic.

Kid Satan -- Neat trick uh? Well lets just say no one in the universe can do that but two men. Me and my father, you think were phonies, fake, no the real thing. Well you have miss judged me by a long shot. I am the true son of satan and the only son. You want to see more blood then watch as I tear the Pigeons wings off and shove then so far down his throat they'll come out of his ass. I'll breath fire on his ass and have roasted pigeon for dinner tonight. Make a camp fire in the middle of the ring and slap him on a stick. Enough with the kiddie jokes, cause I am no joke. The Pigeon Man will be my first victom to take out, then there will be only a few more to go before I take over the ranks in the GWF and rise to the top. Just as I was told to by mt father, I will fullfil my destiny and his. And once I become number one here my father will rise from the fiery pits off hell and take maybe the few remaining and crush there heads in with his hands. And then this place will be better known as HWF, Hell's Wrestling Federation. We will rise and take over. Everyone should be aware of the wraith of Kid Satan.

--(Kid Satan opens his mouth to yawn and the crowd loooks only to see fangs hanging there. The looks in aw, as they all stare. Kid Satan's eyes turn red once again and pulls the mic back up to his mouth.)--

Kid Satan -- Oh sorry, did I have something in my teeth? Hahahaha!!!! I always thought that was funny. But really, Pigeon Man your bird ass is toast. And to all of my other opponets in the future be prepared to find out what hell really is like. Cause when you step up to me in this ring you have just stepped into my teritory. Satan's Lair, and no one I mean no one beats me in my hometown. Pigeon Man when you see tyhe blood red in my eyes you should turn and runs as fast as you can. Cause thats when it will be lights out for you. Once my eyes go red the Devil's Creation is released and no one survives the Devil's Creation. The move is an automatic death move. Once I have you locked in position you can't move or even twitch. There's no getting out, so everyone start telling everyone how you want your funeral and start writitng up that will. Cause all your deaths are coming and there coming soon. Time to DIE!!!

The lights go out again and Slipknot starts up. The blue spotlight turns on and shines on the devil's son. Then all of a sudden he disappears and you hear a loud satanic laugh through out the whole arena. The crowd is stunned, his music slowly fades with the laugh.

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