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Date Posted: 08:25:44 05/01/00 Mon
Author: Joe Momma
Subject: Super Nova & Crisis........ read



(A Reporter catches Joe Momma At the Taz(skate Park) doing a dark slide on the grind.)

Reporter: Exuse me! Joe Momma what are you doing here dont you want to rest for the big match tonight.

Joe Momma: IM just trying out my new board.

Reporter: Thats good but dont you want to rest?

Joe Momma: Dont worry about me I still got two more joints to smoke and that will pump me up for the big match tonight.

Reporter: You should really quit smoking that crap.

(joe momma picks up the board and hits him in the back of the the head then gives him the Momma Drop.)

JOE MOMMA PICKS UP THE MIC

Joe Momma: no one ever tells me what not to do and today Super Nova and Crisis Your gonna get what you deserve this board up your @$$ and thats not all you deserve you even deserve the MOMMA DROP. BIYATCH!

(drops the mic and skates towards the vert)

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