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Date Posted: 23:49:05 06/24/03 Tue
Author: NoBody
Subject: Prepare to suffer, then (Shockwave #6)

{Backstage at an ACCESS event, Chris T. Jones catches up to NoBody.}

Chris: NoBody, it seems that Ensign Pheonix and The Black Flame have been psyching themselves up for your Tag Team Titles match at-

Nobody: Well of course they�re psyching themselves up. That�s all they have. They want to trick themselves into believing they have a shot at taking away our titles. That�s the only way they can convince themselves to step into the ring against Phenom and myself. They know they�re outmatched in talent, overwhelmed with our ability. So they have to keep howling at the moon or whatever the hell those two are doing to convince themselves they deserve to be at Shockwave at all.

Chris: You don�t think they do?

NoBody: Of course not. Ensign Pheonix and I debuted around the same time two years ago and he�s been a joke ever since. And The Black Flame? Is this guy serious? He�s actually looking to that joke Ensign for guidance? He�s got Ensign Pheonix as his mentor? Flame, you�d be better off getting your �wisdom� from the night janitor. At least that guy has a clue as to what goes on around here!

Chris: And what about the pair�s most recent comments, that they are willing to suffer, that they are willing to go to the hospital even, anything to win this match.

NoBody: They better be ready to suffer, and of course they�re ready to go to the hospital. Hell, I�ve already got an ambulance standing by ready for them. Ensign�s just covering his ass. He wants to sound tough by saying he�s ready to suffer. Well, Ensign, you and that punk boyfriend of yours are in for suffering like none that�s ever been brought before! You want to talk tough, say you won�t mind spending the night in the hospital? How about I make it so you spend the rest of your sorry, pathetic excuse for a career in the hospital? And as for making this company proud of you? Forget it. You walked out on this company, and even before that you were a joke. You want to make this company really proud of you, you pick up the hospital bill yourself instead of sticking it to Pheonix Enterprises when I put you in the ICU for good.

Chris: Ensign may raise an interesting point about the fact that you and Phenom face off one-on-one later in the-

NoBody: Give me a break, Chris. We�ve already been over this, again and again and again. Phenom and I are competitors, and I myself am a warrior. I relish the chance to kick three asses in one night. But Ensign Pheonix is so sad an individual that he has to keep coming back to this, over and over again. It�s the only thing he thinks he has going for him, but it�s all an illusion. Just like his title. He calls himself The Enterprise Champion, but what the hell is that? Did he get the title for being the coolest guy at a Star Trek convention? The Pheonix Promotion is for real champions, Ensign, not for those who bestow made-up titles upon themselves. And at Shockwave, I will show you what a real champion is when I not only beat your sorry ass to defend my Tag Team Title, but when I take out Phenom and become the World�s Heavyweight Champion! So says NoBody, you sorry piece of crap!

{With that, NoBody turns and walks off, leaving Chris T. Jones staring after him.}

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