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Date Posted: 23:00:47 08/02/03 Sat
Author: Springheel Jack
Subject: Realize where you are

{At a Pheonix Promotion House Show, the crowd mixes cheers with some boos as fog pours into the arena and “Sweet Dreams” hits over the PA system. Springheel Jack steps out from behind the fog and makes his way down to the ring.}

Springheel Jack: Last time I came out here I was interrupted by the World Champion-

{The crowd erupts in cheers and starts chanting “NoBody”}

Springheel Jack: -before I could finish talking about the International Champion.

{Crowd boos}

Springheel Jack: But that’s a good thing, because it gave Damian Black another chance to come out here and once again make a total ass of himself! Damian, you don’t have a damn clue where you are. That’s the plain truth, Champ, and you’re too stupid to even know you have no idea where you are. Let me tell you, pal. You’re in the Pheonix Promotion. Not the HCW, not the MIA, not any of these pussy-ass companies that you used to wrestle for. You’re wrestling at Blaze this Monday night. The premiere show in this business! And you are in the Main Event, defending YOUR International Title! You should be proud of that. You should be ecstatic that you were picked out of hundreds of wrestlers to be invited to this company. You should be ecstatic that fate cut you a path that led to that belt. But instead all you can do is sit there and brag…and make a total ass of yourself in doing so!

{The crowd cheers}

Springheel Jack: You want to know why the guys keep calling you ‘rook’? Because you act like a rookie. You’re just another dumbass, musclebound kid who thinks he owns the world. You may have wrestled for a few months in other companies. You may have won yourself a few titles in a few federations. But none of that means dick here, Damian. This is the Pheonix Promotion. We are the premiere company out there. We have the best talent, the most-watched events, and the most coveted titles in this business. So until you’ve made your way through this company for a few months, you’re a rookie. And until you get yourself a clue, you’re just another dumbass rookie. A dumbass rookie who happens to have a title, but I’ll be more than happy to take that belt off your waist this Monday night!

{Crowd cheers again}

Springheel Jack: Why else do you think the MWI is trying to invade our company? Why else are they showing up at Blaze? Because, just like every other company out there, they envy The Pheonix Promotion. They are jealous of our success, of our ability. They are dying to step foot inside a Blaze ring. So you can spout off a laundry list of federations you’ve conquered. You can write a goddamned term paper on how many titles you’ve won. You can carry 3 tons of belts out with you to this ring every night. But until you show that you realize where you are wrestling now, until you realize what company you are a part of, and until you realize that the only title that matters anymore is that title I’m taking from you at Blaze…you’ll just be another dumbass rookie. And that, my friend, is why I’m going to beat the hell out of you Monday night, and that is why I will walk out of Blaze the NEW International Champion of the motherfucking Pheonix Promotion!!!

{With that, the crowd erupts. Springheel Jack drops the mic and “Sweet Dreams” once again hits over the PA system. Springheel climbs the turnbuckle to pump up the still roaring fans. He then climbs over the ropes and heads backstage.}

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