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Date Posted: 16:33:29 09/04/03 Thu
Author: NoBody and Springheel Jack
Subject: On the MWI, Ensign, and TBF

{At a Pheonix Promotion House Show, the crowd is quiet until �Wait n Bleed� hits over the PA system. The crowd roars and takes to its feet as pyros boom and lights flash throughout the arena. Through the smoke at the top of the ramp walks the Undisputed World Champion, NoBody! He holds his belts up to the roar of the crowd.}

Rip: NoBody is back! The Champion has returned!

Smash: And he must be back with a vengeance. Check out that look on his face!

Rip: Last time we saw him, he was being mowed down by a sports car. You�re damn right he�s back with a vengeance!

{NoBody limps down to the ring and steps painfully through the ropes. He then carefully climbs a turnbuckle and again raises his titles to the cheering crowd. He calls for a mic.}

NoBody: Two weeks ago, at Monday Night Blaze, I was the victim of a hit-and-run. Some dumb son of a bitch from the MWI tried to take me out with their overpriced little sports car out in the parking lot. But guess what, Earnhardt, I�m still standing!

{The crowd cheers}

NoBody: Sure, I spent some time at the hospital. And sure, it might take me a little longer to get down to this ring. It might be a little harder on me to climb into this ring and climb up these turnbuckles, but that�ll all pass. You see, MWI, my pain is temporary. It�s my vengeance that�s gonna last the winter! And when I�m done, you�re done. You understand? I won�t rest until not only have I beaten each and every single one of your sorry asses into the ground, but until I bury that piece of shit company you work for right next to all your pathetic corpses!

{The crowd roars}

NoBody: In fact, the only reason your company has lasted this long is because we�ve been going about this little war of ours in the completely wrong way. Last week I watched your excuse for a show, Massacre, and who do I see out there, supposedly defending The Pheonix Promotion? Ensign Pheonix and Jack Hammer. Now what the hell kind of calvary is that? Ensign Pheonix, you�ve had your ass beaten so many times in this company that I half-expected you to quit and run to the MWI where maybe you�d have a chance at winning for once. But that�s just your wrestling ability. As a man, you�re not Pheonix Promotion material either. Lest ye forget, you�re one of the sons of bitches that walked out on the company, and now you want to prance around with a Pheonix Promotion flag and talk about company pride? You spit on this company a few months back, boy, and don�t think any of us forgot that. You want to know what real company pride is? You just make sure you make it down to this ring Monday night because I�ll show you just how proud of this company I am when I beat your sorry ass for embarrassing the Pheonix Promotion last week at Massacre!

{Crowd cheers}

NoBody: What does that say about the Pheonix Promotion if we send two jackasses like Ensign and Jack Hammer to go get their asses kicked on another show? I won�t stand for that. Hell no. And as the reigning World Champion of this company, I�m taking back my rightful role of Savior and Protector of The Pheonix Promotion. I may have been down and out these past two weeks, but I�m back on the hunt now. I will be waiting for you at Blaze, and I will be preying on you at Massacre. And it�s going to take a hell of a lot more than a goddamned Ferrari to take me out this time. You boys are gonna need to bring a mother f�n semi if you even want to think about putting me down again�in fact, I�ll show you what you need to bring.

{Suddenly, the big screen switches to a shot of an empty parking lot outside the arena. A blue Ferrari is parked on the far side of the lot. Suddenly, a huge Semi comes barreling into the shot and crashes into the car, tearing it in two! The crowd erupts in cheers.}

NoBody: That�s how the Pheonix Promotion rolls, bitches! You keep your pretty-boy cars, we�ll just keep on truckin� and keep on kicking ass!

{A truck horn is heard, and suddenly the semi is pulling into the arena! It appears next to the entrance ramp and it drives up to the ring. Across the hood in painted flames is written �The Pheonix Promotion.� The truck stops and the driver climbs out.}

Rip: That�s Springheel Jack!

Smash: Jack�s back and out of the hospital, and he�s got these fans on their feet!

{Springheel Jack is standing on the hood of the Semi, a mic in hand.}

Springheel Jack: It looks like they�ve now got two empty hospital beds, NoBody, because Jack is back and I�m reading to beat some ass!

{The crowd cheers}

Springheel Jack: Two weeks ago you weren�t the only one taken out by that little blue car, just like you�re not the only one looking for revenge. And you know that there are few out there who can carry a grudge as long as I can! They�ve got that pussy group, Infinite? Well the only thing that is truly infinite is going to be their pain once I get my hands on them!

{Crowd roars}

Springheel Jack: But this Monday night I�ll just have to settle for The Black Flame. Hey, Flame, you know what our match is going to be? It�s going to be me trimming the fat off this roster. Guys like you are the reason why the MWI thinks they can come in here and muscle us around. They see a no-talent ass like yourself joining some big group to try to act tough. They see you wrestling each and every week, and getting your ass kicked each and every week. Then, when the group disbands, they see nothing from you. Not a peep, not a shadow, and certainly not a match in that very ring. So they think, alright, that whole company must be filled with pussies like The Black Flame. Well, I�m hoping the MWI is paying close attention at Blaze because I�m going to make sure that the whole world realizes that The Pheonix Promotion has no use for a talentless wrestler like The Black Flame and all those you represent. So enjoy these last few days as a bonafide member of The Pheonix Promotion, Flame, because just like the MWI, your time is almost up!

{With that, the crowd cheers. NoBody stares at Springheel Jack, who stares right back. Springheel then motions to the hood of the truck. Springheel climbs into the truck as NoBody climbs through the ring ropes and stands on top of the truck. He raises his titles to the sky as the truck backs up, honking its horn until it rolls out of sight!}

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