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Date Posted: 07:59:33 12/20/01 Thu
Author: Kant Catchem
Subject: Drunk

A Drunk's Diagnosis.....

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a
quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of
bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check-out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she
placed her items in front of the cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled, looked at the four items on the belt, and
seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections
said, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how on earth did you know
that?"

The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."

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