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Date Posted: 22:05:40 12/27/01 Thu
Author: MeestaSkruph
Author Host/IP: 205.188.200.191
Subject: whyyy...
In reply to: C & S 's message, "Who the...?" on 21:54:43 12/27/01 Thu

"Me? I am the great Skruph!" He puffs triumphantly and holds his head high.
Turning his head downward, he looks the little boy in the eyes and squints. "As for you, leetle boy! Who, in the great name of Kremit the Tiddliewink, are you??"
As he notices that both are intently watching him, he looks down and lets out a scream at about F# major. Gathering seaweed to cover his exposed self, he turns to Cale. "I may be new to this place, but I know one thing. You shall never reach town! Never! It was not meant to be! It's coming would mean years of armageddon! They would never accept you in town! You would never get room and board!" he screams vehemently.
"Why, you might ask? Because," after a long dramatic pause, he continues softly and slowly while looks down into the water. "I'm a lonely, half naked old man bathing in sea water and sand. If you left, I wouldn't have anyone to talk to and I can't go to town like this!"
At this, the magnificent Skruph sheds a tear and sniffles.

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