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Subject: LOL Hi Stranger Re: The Weird, and the Bazaar, for inquiring minds!

Author:
blueeyes
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Date Posted: 23:31:20 01/25/03 Sat
In reply to: h2ok9 's message, "The Weird, and the Bazaar, for inquiring minds!" on 15:46:11 01/25/03 Sat

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>ALIGN=CENTER>Hi guys! Here's some meat for your
>noodles!
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>
Butterflies taste with their
>feet.
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>ALIGN=CENTER> >"http://www.gifs.net/animate/dafduck.gif">
>ALIGN=CENTER> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one
>knows why.
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>ALIGN=CENTER> In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more
>energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons
>combined.
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>
On average, 100 people choke to death
>on ball-point pens every
>year.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>On average people fear spiders more than
>they do death.
Ninety percent of
>New York City cabbies are recently arrived
>immigrants.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>Thirty-five percent of the people who use
>personal ads for dating
>are already married.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>Elephants are the only animals that can't
>jump.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>Only one person in two billion will live
>to be 116 or older.

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>
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs
>... but not downstairs.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>Women blink nearly twice as much as
>men.

>It's physically impossible for you to lick your
>elbow.
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>ALIGN=CENTER> The Main Library at Indiana University
>sinks over an inch every year because when it was
>built, engineers failed to take into account the
>weight of all the books that would occupy the
>building.
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>
A snail can sleep for three
>years.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>No word in the English language rhymes
>with "MONTH."
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>ALIGN=CENTER>Average life span of a major league
>baseball: 7 pitches.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>Our eyes are always the same size from
>birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. That
>kind of say's something for mankind huh?
>SCARY!!!
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>ALIGN=CENTER>The electric chair was invented by a
>dentist. (Figures!)
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>ALIGN=CENTER>All polar bears are left-handed.
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>index_pyramid_builder2.jpg">

>
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked
>EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows
>and eyelashes.
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>
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>ALIGN=CENTER>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its
>brain. Oooooh I see! Now I know why Big Bird ate my
>watch right off of my wrist. Good thing it was a
>Timex. The neighbor who owns the thing found it in a
>pile of Ostrich scat and guess what? It took an
>"Eating" which is more than a "Licking," and still
>came out ticking! Look out John Camron Swazy!! Sorry,
>just had to get that in! ;o)
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>
TYPEWRITER is the longest word
>that can be made using the letters only on one row of
>the keyboard. ( you know, the QWERTYUIOP line!)
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>ALIGN=CENTER>"Go," is the shortest complete sentence
>in the English language. And "I am" Is the most
>perfect sentence in the English language.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>If Barbie were life-size, her
>measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven
>feet, two inches tall.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>A crocodile cannot stick its tongue
>out.
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>
The cigarette lighter was invented
>before the match.
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>
Americans on average eat 18 acres of
>pizza every day.
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>
Almost everyone who reads this will
>try to lick their elbow.
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>
Don't keep all this important
>information to yourselves, pass these weird facts on
>to everyone you know.
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>ALIGN=CENTER>They will get a kick out of it !!
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>ALIGN=CENTER>You tried to lick your elbow, didn't
>you?
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