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Date Posted: 06:20:44 12/27/01 Thu

今日睇到亞視八條有感而發,希望Ｄ鮑租公考慮叫佢地屬下Ｄ女遵守下列八條：

１熱愛出台,努力上床,鑊鑊參與,劑劑關己
２相互支持,３Ｐ精神,堅守合拍,兼顧前後
３增進花式,提高難度,做好自己,瀨出驚喜
４鼓勵淫意,提槍上馬,不放飛机,言而有信
５待客誠懇,房事認真,與人為善,戰士為本
６勇於深擔,善於含啜,吸盡精液,事後必洗
７獎勤罰懶,小費分明,擺脫狼狗,謝絕早走
８媽咪低胸,小妹透視,全體真空,和客共瘋

而家香港仍有Ｄ好似亞視Ｄ所謂高層既人諗Ｄ咁野出來, 真係唔知話佢白痴定天真好, 同政府Ｄ高官一樣有口號無野做. 女胞性格, 以我愚見認為. 無分地堿祇分佢本身本性同您自己運氣, 唔係點會有錯配呢樣野呢, 一切皆緣.

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