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Subject: my lady


Author:
stick man
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Date Posted: 22:47:19 09/17/03 Wed

she'll have another peice of pie
she'll have a double rubin rye
she works hard at eating well
that's why i love her

she's got a couple of pony kegs
her arms are bigger than my legs
and when she holds me i can't breathe
that's why i love her

i'm her butter shes my bread
shes like a mobile water bed
and when i get on top of her
i can't touch the matress

and when her flesh begins to sag
she's like a human sleeping bag
i feel so cozy safe and warm
shes my insulation

i always know just where she sat
and when she's on me i get flat
some broken ribs a punctured lung
that's why i love her

she's my philly i'm her stud
her bean is bigger than my pud
it's like feeding a tic tac to a whale
that's why i love her

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