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Date Posted: 21:43:28 01/05/03 Sun
Author: theefool
Subject: The The Lord Of The Rings Released As E-Text! (Parody) Worth the Read!

e-book

Book One:
A Long-Expected Parting - transcribed by O. Sharp
The Shadow Of The Pest - transcribed by �jevind L�ng
Three Is Company - transcribed by Steuard Jensen
A Short Cut To Mushrooms - transcribed by Kent Butler
A Conspiracy Undressed - transcribed by Bruce N. Hietbrink
The Old Forest - transcribed by Conrad Dunkerson
In The House Of Tom Bombadil - transcribed by Aris Katsaris
Fog On The Barrow-Downs - transcribed by Prembone
At The Sign Of The Prancing Pony - transcribed by David Sulger
Strider - transcribed by Creole
A Stab In The Back - transcribed by O. Sharp
Flight To The Ford - transcribed by �jevind L�ng
Book Two:
Many Margaritas - transcribed by PaulB
The Council Of El Rond - transcribed by Carl Blondin
The Ring Goes South - transcribed by Raven
A Journey In The Dark - transcribed by Steuard Jensen
The Bridge Of Kringle-Dum - transcribed by Kent Butler
Lothlorien - transcribed by Dany Belinfante
The Birdbath Of Galadriel - transcribed by David Salo
Fare Badly, Lorien - transcribed by Karim Arain
The Grey Liver - transcribed by William H. Hsu
The Berating Of The Fellowship - transcribed by O. Sharp

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Volume Two: THE TWO TOWELS

Book Three:
The Departure Of Boromir� - transcribed by Robert Brady
The Raiders Of Rohan - transcribed by Morgil
The Uruk-Hai - transcribed by Tribimat
Steelbeard - transcribed by Raven
The Right, Wider - transcribed by Mithrigil
The King Of The Golden Hall - transcribed by Sir Confused-a-lot
Deem's Help - transcribed by Bruce N. Hietbrink
The Road To Isengard - transcribed by David Sulger
Flopsy And Jackson - transcribed by Menelvagor
The Voice Of Aruman - transcribed by O. Sharp
The Palantarium - transcribed by Douglas Henderson
Book Four:
The Untaming Of The Shrewd - transcribed by Prembone
The Passage Of The Marshes - transcribed by Raven
The Back Gate Is Hosed - transcribed by William H. Hsu
The Pugilist - transcribed by Steuard Jensen
Of Herbs And Stoned Hobbits - transcribed by Morgil Blackhope and Menelvagor
The West Under The Window - transcribed by Aris Katsaris
The Freudian Pool - transcribed by Jabba McJabba
Drunken At The Cross-Roads - transcribed by Morgil Blackhope and Count Menelvagor
A Night In Disgiliath - transcribed by �jevind L�ng
The Eagle - transcribed by Gimlet
The Stars Of Cirith Ungallant - transcribed by Tamfiiris
Shelob's Nightclub - transcribed by Count Menelvagor
The Very Long Night Of Samwise Gamgee - transcribed by David Salo

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Volume Three: THE RETURN OF THE KINK

Map of Gondor� and Mordor - rendered by David Salo

Book Five:
Minas Tirith� - transcribed by Steuard Jensen
The Passing Of The Gay Company - transcribed by �jevind L�ng
The Blockbuster Of Rohan - transcribed by David M. McCandless
SPECIAL REPORT: SIEGE OF GONDOR� - transcribed by David Salo
The Ride Of The Rohirrim - transcribed by Jonathan Stefanovic
The Battle Of The Cowboy's Field - transcribed by Carl Blondin
The Tribunal Of Denethor� - transcribed by David Sulger
The Housing Of Heels - transcribed by O. Sharp
The Last Debate (about whether or not Balrogs have wings) - transcribed by Morgil Blackhope
The Back Orifice Opens - transcribed by Raven
Book Six:
The Trains Of Cirith Ungallant - transcribed by Count Menelvagor
The Land Of Mojo - transcribed by Banazir the Jedi Hobbit
Mount Viagra - transcribed by Steuard Jensen
Fields Of Golden And Green - transcribed by Tamfiiris Gloruloke
The Queen, Or The King? - transcribed by Sir Confused-a-lot
Make Way For Roglings - transcribed by David Salo
Bound To Go Homewards - transcribed by Carl Blondin
The Scorching Of The Shire - transcribed by O. Sharp
The Grey Has-Beens - coming soon!

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