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Date Posted: 21:26:21 01/28/02 Mon
Author: DYNAMITE
Subject: Re: I Agree
In reply to: Lita 's message, "I Agree" on 18:33:46 01/28/02 Mon

BANG! Red Pyros shoot up just below the titantron as Dynamite walks out from behind the curtains and the fans raise to there feet and cheer there favorite superstar as he stands on the steps and raises his his fists in the air as the crowd reacts and yells KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! As they yell KABOOM. . .red fireballs shoot up from thing ringposts as Dynamite steps into the ring and gets a mic from the announcers!

Dynamite: First Of All I Would Just Like To Say Hello To All MY Fans Right Here In The Dyna-Dome! ! !

Fans: ERUPT

Dynamite: As of 1 week ago there has been a new member of UEW. . . .giving me what you might call. . .lip from a midget! He can't talk the talk or even walk the walk. . . .he thinkZ hes great. . . the greatest of the great. . .but if you ask me i think all that humping that Lita and him were doing rattled his brain and he can't remember that i can kick his ass any F*CKING Day of The F*Cking WEEK!

Fans: ERUPT! !

Dynamite: That one person is Samatron! !

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dynamite: I Know . . .I Know . ..he is a gay little fauker that doesn't know the difference between a cock and a pussy! Because we all know that Lita has the cock and SAMATRON IS AND HAS A PUSSY! ! !

King: He's really steaming tonight Micheal. . .i can't wait to see how much hell Samatron brings him and maybe even Lady Death on Tuesday Night!

Micheal Cole: Are you CraZy King? Samatron is going to get the crap kicked outta him!

Dynamite: And once you here ThunderstrucK hit the arena. . .everything goes black except for the red pyros just below the titantron that reads. . .Your Going Down You Stupid Ass Mudder Fuker! And you shit your pants. . .and realize that you have no chance against me. . .and then you piss your pants and still realize that you have no chance against me .. . you then will realize that IT HAS BEGUN! ! !

King: I think that it has already begun Cole. . .the era of Dynamite. . .will be short lived because Dynamite is going to get the crap kic-----

Dynamite: King. . .What Did You Just Say???????

King: I really swear that i didn't say anything Dynamite! I Sware!

Dynamite: What did he say Micheal Cole?

M.C: He said that you are going to get the crap kicked out of you this Tuesday night!

Before M.C even finishes what he is saying Dynamite is out of the ring giving King the right hands to the face. . .then he tosses him over the announce table onto the concrete floor and starts to stomp him! He then takes a chair and puts it over Kings face! He steps up onto the announce table and drops a huge elbow right on the chair crushing it into Kings Face! He picks up a table and sets it in the ring right beside the t/b! He then picks up King and gives him a huge Dynamite drop off of the t/b and through the table! ! !(Dynamite Drop being a Pedigree off the top rope)!

Dynamite picks up the mic! Dynamite gets in Kings face and says . . .How do you like that one King. . .you gonna be saying those things any more?

He can't talk because he is completely knocked out! Dynamite tosses him out of the ring!

Dynamite: As I was saying Samatron. . .you are going to get the living hell beat out of you. . .and when you see me for the second time that night. . . .if you make it to the second match. . .which i am planning that you don't. . . .I think Me and Kittie will handle you 2 retards with absolutly no problem. . . .and by the way retard. . .get some original sayings rather than the ones that can kick your ass do! KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! !

Fans: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! They stand on their feet and give Dynamite the biggest damn ovation that has ever been given in the UEW! They even crowd around the ring for autographs!

M.C: King. . .you got what you deserved you meat head. . .you paythe price when you mess with Dynamite. . . .just like Lita and Samatron are going to do. . .this. . . tuesday . . .night!

Red flares shoot up from the ringposts as everything goes black! The lights go on and the people around the ring are amazed because Dynamtie. . . .is no longer. . . . .there! The screen slowly fades to black as the show goes off the air!

>Lita AGREES!?!?! and smiles as they
>walk back stage

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