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Date Posted: 15:13:33 01/10/02 Thu
Author: the eraZer
Subject: the neXt hardcore champion...eraZer

(eraZer is sitting in a snack bar at the airport terminal, he holds in his hand a soda and a ticket. He looks to be finishing a hot dog as he wipes his mouth)

eraZer: Well, in less than 5 days my waist will be a little shinier and black ice's and silver X's will be just bare. I will be the champ they will be the chump. I know that line is cliched but it rings true for this situation.

(eraZer waves to some fans who recognize him and continues on with his interview)

the eraZer: i think i have a great chance of winning the hardcore chapionship, not because i am X-treme, but also because i am an indomitable competitor, possessing tremendous speed, agility, strength, and pure athleticism. I can take pain, unlike any other UEW superstars.Perhaps nobody is more versatile or ready to adapt to any opponents style than the eraZer. With remarkable determination and resilience, i show almost no sign of weakness.

(the eraZer signs a quick autograph for a fan and takes a quick picture, he doesn't seem to mind the attention)

eraZer: Scary that i can probably break every bone in their body in less than 2 minutes, pummel them from pillar to post for about 5 minutes straight, pound them into oblivion for about 3 more minutes than finish it off with a E-Razed for the 1..2..3

(eraZer smiles again, sitting back in his chair)

eraZer: Simple? Yes? Scary? You betcha!! Black Ice, and Silver X you better wake up early Saturday go to church and pray, pray that you have the strength to recover quickly and that you have the strength to go on living another day in your miserable, wretched, pathetic, miserable, wretched life!

(eraZer signs another autograph and continues his umm...ramblings)

eraZer: I know I said wretched and miserable twice, I was just trying to make a point at how wretched and miserable your life really is. Even with the title nobody gives a crap about you. Can you not see that? People cheer more for me a regualr person with no title than for you our spokesperson and champion! Why?

(eraZer adjusts his ball cap and looks slyly into the camera)

eraZer: I just have "it" you have yet to find "it" and you will never find "it". The thing that makes the crowd love you and other wrestlers jealous. I've had "it" and never had to worry about losing "it". It's a fact, jack.

(eraZer gets up to head for his departure gate, fans follow him, he signs as he goes)

eraZer: Black Ice and Silver X, I know you are probably sitting there in a bar somewhere not having anyone notice you or that big shiny belt next to you because nobody gives two shits about you two, so just fly on out to Washout give me the belt and save yourself a major-league ass-kicking? Sound like a plan? See you there you sorry bastards.

(eraZer waves to his fans as he boards the plane and blows a puts a middle finger up to the camera, the camera fades to the fans chanting eraZer's name)

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