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Date Posted: 15:49:25 01/23/02 Wed
Author: Dynamite
Subject: Re: EVERYONE READ
In reply to: . . .K I T T I E. . . 's message, "mwa ha ha. . ." on 10:27:18 01/23/02 Wed

Dynamite's music hits the arena as he walks down to the ring smiling at the crowd and blowing kisses to all the ladies! He getZ into the ring and begins to speak!
Recently there has been a lot of commotion going on around here. . . .it seems that a new Lady has entered the world of what we call UEW! And recently she has been fighting/bitching/basically beating the shit out of the UEW Womens Champ with her words! But there comes a time when you have to put your words to good use! So what i'm trying to say is Next Tuesday Night!!, The UEW Title Will Be On The Line. . ..Between KITTIE and LITA!

Fans: GO WILD

Dynamite: Now i realize that it just wouldn't be fair to have a new comer join this fed and have to have a regular match when she has never faught before. . .so what i propose is the first ever. . . .Outside Whiping Match! ThatZ Right Ladies. . .you will be forced to start the match outside and finish the match outside. . .you must whip the other person as much as you possibly can to win! But there is one catch. . . .you can only use the whip. . .no straps. . .or anything else. . .just the whip! And Lita i realize that this will be an advantage to Kittie. . .but as you said in your roleplay you can't beat anyone anytime. . .so here is your chance to prove it!

Dynamite: Secondly we have our first ever Hardcore Champion. . . .Black Ice! The extreme of the extreme. . .the biggest of the big.. . you will put your title on the line Tuesday Night. . .against. . . . . . . . . . .The One. . . .The Only. . . .Zero Cool!

Fans: ERUPT

Dynamite: And know this will not be a normal match. . . .there will be barely any regular matches in this fed. . . .but the match. . . .for the hardcore title next tuesday. . . .is going to be. . .a dumpster match! You must toss your opponent into the dumpster and lock it up to be the hardcore champion! Zero. . .i wish you good luck because you are going to need it when you go up against.. .Black Ice! KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The Era Of UEW Has Begun! . . . . .Oh It Has Begun!

Other matches will be decided at a further date!

Dynamite walks to the back with a smile on his face!

>- walkz in n' crackz da whip -
>
>i am da new bitch to this fed. . .if you all did'nt
>know that as of now. . .the meanest and perhaps
>smallest of em all. . .but i will fuckin' triumph
>cause this punk ass bitch will hall your pussy bitch
>ass! hell ya. . .

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Re: mwa ha ha. . . -- Samatron, 18:54:30 01/23/02 Wed

don't Make Me Laugh. -- Lita, 15:04:45 01/24/02 Thu