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Date Posted: 18:38:24 01/25/02 Fri
Author: Samatron
Subject: Nuts are bein squished Tuesday (Dynamite)

"Bring it, what, right here."

Samatrons music roars throughout the arena as the ONE, THE ONLY- SAMATRON ROARS INTO THE ARENA with all his lovely ladies. He jumps over the top rope with one swift motion and the crowd screams with anticipation to hear what the great Samatron has to say.

Samatron grabs the mic from the announcer and proceeds to give his amazing speech.

"You know, I've heard a lot of shit lately, and, recently its been coming from one individuual, in specific. That horse fucker turns out to be the owner of this, I, must say, fantastic league with its wicked fans.

Fans go wild

"And you know, this Tuesday night, will I not only be fighting Dynamite, but I will also be participating in a tag match with me and Lita vs. Dynamite and kittie."

"It seems to me that that Dynamite wants a little too much Samtatron lately and Im starting to pick up a bad vibe there. I feel, since hes seen my beautiful physique, and all hes been riding a little more pole lately if u know what I mean.

"Me, being perfectly straight and all, am not sure whether I want to get into the ring with that fag or not, so Im going to ask u wonderful fans for ur opinion."

Fans go Nuts.

"Should I let this fag dynamite poison the UEW with his faggish ways, or should i KICK HIS ASS TWO TIMES IN A ROW THIS TUESDAY NIGHT?"

Fans: (CHANT) KICK HIS ASS, KICK HIS ASS!

"Your wish is my command. So, Dynamite, this Tuesday night, not only once, but twice, Im going to squish your nuts all over my gracious ring and u will bow to me, Samatron, the greatest wrestler in the UEW."

Fans go wild!

"And as a good buddy of mine once said, Thats the bottom line."

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