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Date Posted: 12:53:43 05/07/00 Sun
Author: Trent Thunder
Subject: Giant Killer

The scene opens in of all places, a library. The camera pans around, and finally focusses on Trent. He is seated at a table, and is researching something. He is surrounded by piles of books and magazines. Under one of the magazines he has hidden a packet of crisps, and is quietly munching on them as he takes notes for his tasks.

An elaborate mechanism consisting of ropes, wheels, pedals and counter weights has been set up by WoHM production, but is hidden to camera view. Trent presses on the left pedal, and a manequin dressed as a reporter glides across the room and stops at his side, and a microphone bumps into his nose, indicating that Trent's head is not at the same height as it was during rehearsal of this scene.

Trent: (whispering) Sssshhhhhh! This is a library! No interviews here!

Reporter:____

Trent: {whispering} No I will not come outside. Can't you see I'm busy?

Reporter:____

Trent: {whispering} Where have I been for the last few days? That's none of your business!

Reporter:____

Trent: {whispering} Why am I here? Isn't that obvious? I'm studying. I want to learn techniques that have lived on through the ages so I can prepare myself for the second title defence this Monday.

Reporter:____

Trent: (whispering) What am I studying? Why, my opponents of course you git! Will you get out of here? I don't want to be thrown out because of you.

Reporter:____

Trent: {whispering) No I will not reconsider. This is the only time I have in a very busy schedule to study up on him.

Librarian: (evil stare) SSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trent: (whispering) See? Leave me alone! Get out!

Trent gives him a big push and, the manaquine slides back out of camera view. Thunder reaches for another crisp. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH.

Trent: (whispering to self) Stupid crisps. I swear they are ten times louder in a library.

Librarian: (eviler stare) SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trent: (whispering to self) Now, where was I? Oh yes, I also need a catch phrase. Something classy and one that nobody will be able to ignore me when I say it, and not to mention catchy.

Trent flicks over some pages in the magazine he has open. The page falls open, and the camera zooms in on the line "I AM WHAT YOU FEAR!".

Trent: (whispering to self) Boring.

Another page, another zoom - The Fabulous, The Amazing, The Richest!

Trent: (whispering to self) Yawn. Everyone knows I have all those things. I dont need to submit myself into trying to make them believe that.

Another page, another zoom - We gonna get Routy Routy and Bouty Bouty hoody hooo!

Thunder: (whispering to self) I feel ill.
Nurse??!!

Another page - Ground Zero, Shockwave, TNT, 123.

Thunder: (whispering to self) Sort of catchy, but I think that died just before the last Century. That went out with pokemon!

Another page - Its Showtime!

Trent: (whispering to self) That's not even funny.

Another page - THE CITADEL WILL BE LAYED, AND BLOOD WILL BE SHED, FROM YOUR DOVERED A$$.

Trent: (whispering to self) This guy needs a major gimmick transplant.

The last page - When judgement day comes, ALL WILL GO MAD!!

Trent- (In a whisper) It's.. It's.. It's perfect!

Trent throws the magazines aside. He picks up his RAW Monthly and throws it in the Bin.

Librarian: (stern glare) Sir! Please!!?? (points at the bin)

Trent, red faced, removes RAW Monthly, and leans over behind him and puts it on the shelf.

Librarian: (stern glare) Sir! Please!!?? (points at the shelf)

Trent, red faced, removes RAW Monthly from between two 1970's back issues of USA today and puts it back on the pile of books and magazines. He picks up some books, and shuffles through them until he finds the one he is looking for - WoHM Journal, April/1964.

Trent: (whispering to self): This should have all I need on the match between me and Giant Killer.

Trent leafs through the volume. He stops at "The Five Man Street Fight to end All Five Man Street Fights" report. Trent sees the participants, and remembers that he also was at that fight when he was young so decides not read it.

Trent picks up a book, "Greatest Wrestlers of the Ages" and it has a picture of him with five other wrestlers on the front. He figures he won't find any thing on Giant Killer in it. He gets another book called, "ThE unFoRTunaTe joBBer". A smile spread across his face.

Trent- (whispering to self) I'm sure to find him here, its the latest copy. He goes to the index. It says "Wrestlers listed from best to worst" Trent, flips to the last page and starts from the bottom reading the names. After reading the names of a few other members of DX and of the playerz, he finds his name.

Trent- (in a hushed voice) Lets see,
"Giant Killer- inferior wrestler of the WoHM. Not the worst but might as well be. He uses horrible tactics and lacks speed and agility."

He tosses thebook aside and picks up another called "Wrestling: Yesterday and Today"

Trent: (whispering to self): This should do.

I'll read this match first to see what the greats used to do.

The camera starts panning away from Trent, and the scene ends with Trent furiously reading all matches between the greats.

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