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Date Posted: 03:56:30 05/11/00 Thu
Author: The Heart Break Kid
Subject: The Rock, Iceberg, Stone Cold, and Renagade.

"Sexyboy" hits the speakers as Shawn Michaels comes out onto the stage. The crowd starts to cheer loudly for the VP of the WoHm. He starts to walk down the ramp and then gets to ringside. He hops up onto the ring apron and steps into the ring. He does a lil spin-around, leans down and does his pose as the pyro shoots off!! He gets up out of his pose and grabs a mic as the music cuts.

HBK: Now ladies and gentlemen, let me inform you first of foremost that The Rock will not be the next world champion, that Iceberg will not be the next world champion, that stone cold will not be the next world champion, and that renagade will not be the next world champion.

*crowd begins to boo loudly*

HBK: ooh don't get mad at me, because it leaves just one man, The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels.

*crowd cheers*

HBK: A long time ago, when the wohm was first around, HBK and Raven formed the nWo. Then HBK hit sweet chin music on Raven turning against him, crashing the nWo, and winning the world heavyweight championship. Then a few more weeks down the road, HBK is screwed out of his world title by the Prez. of the WoHm. He gave it to Hardcore Hak because The Prez. was sucking on Hak's rather small penis at the time. Now that HBK is back, he is gonna regain what he was screwed out of, and thats the world championship. To bne the WoHm Champion you have to have pride and glory in it. The Rock, some pride and glory he has going around saying you can stick this up your candy as and you can go suck on this monkey's nipple. Well what kind of a champion is that? I'd say a gay one since he is so wild over the fact that he can stick "THINGS" up people's asses!! Then we got that idiotic Iceberg. Well hell whatever happened to Goldberg? Did he get froze over or something cuz the Iceberg thing is kinda messed up. Iceberg all you do is come out here and run your mouth for about one minute talking about stupid shit then you leave. Well I noticed how you were sucking up to Austin so I made Austin the 5th contendant in the world title match. As for good old Stone Cold. I don't like you, you don't like me....when we get into that ring, it's only business nothing personal....but if I have to austin, I'll make it personal by sending you straight back to the surgery table for another neck operation. Even though you could use a good sex operation....maybe that'd make you more ugly. Now as for that other idiot Renagade, you can kiss you chances good bye with the world title because you don't roleplay worth a shit! Hell you don't even roleplay anymore because you think you got screwed out of the title at the last PPV where in which The Sandman defeated you. Well the Sandman is no more it's just me, you and three other guys in that ring. When it comes down to it, all 5 of you will eat my sweet chin music because I am the next WoHm Champion!!

"Sexyboy" hits the speaker's as Shawn drops the mic and does his pose again. he then gets up out of his pose and makes his exit.

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