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Date Posted: 21:55:50 05/12/00 Fri
Author: <font color=blue>Jeff Jarrett
Subject: The titles

(The lights in the arena begin to flash different colors and the NWO music plays on the PA system. Jeff Jarrett walks out onto the ramp holding the US belt and his guiter. He walks down to the ring but stops and looks at a poster that says Y2J will kick JJ butt. JJ laughs pulls the poster out of the fans hand and rips it up. He climbs in the ring grabs a mic and begins to speak.)

Listen up you two SLAPNUTS I face at the PPV. The chosen one has not one but two matchs at the first PPV in HCW history. In one match I put my title on line against Y2J crappy title in a laddet match. Then the chosen one must walk out here again and show The Snake who has a bigger bite. I finally get to show the whole HCW why I am teh chosen one when I walk out the arena with three belts. I will have to give the two crappy ones up so the rest of you SLAPNUTS will have a chance.

( The crowd irrupts into boos and start to chant Y2J and then JJ sucks.)

So you want me to address that SLAPNUTS Y2J first. Well he thinks he owns this fed walking around talking about how he is going to beat the chosen one. Then he claimed he would beat me in the rumble. Who do you think you are. You are nothing compared to the chosen one and the rest of the corporation. Why dont you just go become butt buddies with Long Ding Dong. You will never be on the same level as me or even be on the same level as Mr. I WET MY PANTS JOE K. I bet he could beat you yet you want to face me the chosen one. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Come Sunday we will see who the bigger man is when I tune my guiter over you gay head.

( The crowd boos louder and JJ flips them off and continues to speak.)

Now onto bigger SLAPNUTS. The Garden Snake just won the belt last night and now must face me one on one in a match for the belt. You showed courage by beating MR. Showtime. However he is good but still not on my level. That is why they call me the chosen one. I hate Snakes and want to put and end to all the snakes in the world. I guess I will start with you. You know snakes love to slither around on their bellys and hide under rocks because they are afraid of most animals bigger then them. Well Snake you can think of JJ as the biggest animal out in the wild who is coming for you. You can try to hide under a rock and maybe even strike at me but your efforts will be useless SLAPNUTS. I will snatch your tiny head in between my thumb and forefinger and crush it in a single movement and then take your belt from your broken body laying in the ring. THEN EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHO HAS ALL THE STROKE AROUND HERE!!!!!! Now hit my music.

(The corporate music begins to play and JJ climbs out the ring.He walks down the aisle and goes into the back.)

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