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Date Posted: 00:04:00 06/12/00 Mon
Author: SKATERMAN BARILE
Subject: Skaterman's end!....ALL GWF...IMPRTANT!

(Skaterman Barile steps into the ring at a late saturday night hour...His eyes blood shot, his walk out of balance...He carries with him a bottle of Jack daniels rapped around a brown paper bag and two mighty fine, tight joints in another hand...He finally gets to the ring and grabs the R.A. by the collar and demands a microphone...He begins...)

SKATERMAN-....Man! That Trish bitch sure knows how to suck cock, I can tell you that much!
Man I banged her like a hurricane against a screen door...She has a nice pair of tits man!

About Snake fucker, he might be jumping for joy right now getting head from his dad as a form of congradulating him.But I couldn't give two fucks about that match...It was a load of crap straight outta my grandma's wrinkled ass!

Skaterman lost??
Roadkill lost??
Rayn lost??
Skunk lost??

Now that is what I call a load of crap! We four are the best the GWF league can offer! And who knows what PREZ PSYCHO smoked before deciding the matches? Matbe he's just bored and wants to piss his best wrestlers off? Anything is possible..

And what the fuck am I doing wastig my time in the GWF anyway? I AM of course MCW's best, most talented wrestler and fighting for the GWF will just make my fine reputation decrease!

So I invite ROADKILL, RAYN and SKUNK to join me in the MCW is they want a good wrestling career...Just let me know guys!

(Skaterman laughs histerically as he takes more tokes and more chugs...His veins grow, his face gets red and his eyes role back...He falls hard to the ground and leaves a pale look on his fan's faces...GWF medicare staff rush to the scene and pull him away in a stretcher...)

*****1 HOUR LATER*****

(For an hour, the crowd and home viewers were left scared and worried about Skaterman...A GWf spokesman enters the ring with a gloomy look on his face...He grabs a firm hold of the microphone with his sweaty hand...He begins...)

SPOKESMAN-....Ladies, gentlemen, home viewers, we regret to inform you on Skaterman's condition...Folks, this isn't a joke or part of any GWF storlyline...Doctors have announced Skaterman Barile dead of overdose...)

(At that moment every's vision of Skaterman's life flashes before their eyes...
He was a role model to all the young crying children seated in the arena and at home glued in fron of their TV sets...
He was a fierce competitor for all the young adults
And he was a mighty fine entertainer to all his many other fans...)

MIKE BARILE....(1977-2000)

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