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Date Posted: 09:44:56 06/15/00 Thu
Author: SKUNK
Subject: ALL WRESTLERS READ.........VERY IMPORTANT

(skunks music begins to play and Skunk comes down on his skateboard holding a joint and a school bag. he asks for the mic)

Skunk:I am just here to say a few words to skaterman(finishes his joint and continues to talk).skaterman im going to miss you(a tear drops down his face).

(Skunk opens up his school bag and pulls out 3 baggys of mush,2 baggys of acid,1 baggy of miscaleine, and 3 bags of crack and hash.He drops the 2 acids at once and waits 10 minutes for it to dissolve in his mouth, then he eats the 3 whole mushrooms,then he goes back into his schoolbag and pulls out a bottle of beer, he mixes the miscaleine with the beer and drinks it all in one shot,then he goes back into his school bag and pulls out a bong and a pipe,he first puts the hash into the bong and smokes it then finally he puts the crack on his pipe and he smokes it then he runs up the ramp and back to his locker room)

..............30 minutes later..................

(skunk comes back to the ring once again with his school bag he gets into the ring and asks for the mic)

Skunk: when i left the ring earlier tonite I happened to hear all u people lauphing and booing(audience begins to boo)shut up! alright thats it!
(goes into his school bag and pulls out a machine gun and he begins to shoot the audience half the audience is dead and he is still shooting then the police start running to the ring and almost all of them get shoot.then Skunk runs out of ammo.Skunk goes back into his bag and pulls out a shotgun and starts shooting the cops.10 minutes later he runs out of ammo and gets arrested and sent to jail.)

(Half the audience is left shock on their chairs)

.............10 minutes later...........

(a reporter slowly walks down to the ring)

reporter: ladies and gentlemen im sadly to say that Skunk will be in jail for the rest of his life so he will not be fighting anylonger for the gwf. THANKYOU

(leaves the ring and goes to the backstage)

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