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Date Posted: 10:52:07 05/29/00 Mon
Author: Skaterman Barile
Subject: Roadkill

(The scene fades up at the "Taz", a local skate park in downtown Montreal. Skaterman is riding the verts with fellow wrestler Skunk. A GWF reporter approaches the Skaterman looking for an interview...)

REPORTER-....Skaterman, well fought match last thursday!

SKATERMAN-....F*** YOU BITCH! I HAD THAT F***IN MATCH IN MY HANDS. THAT PIECE OF SHIT RAYN IS JUMPING FOR JOY CUZ HE WON BY DQ...WELL HE CAN SUCK ON MY 12 INCHER...LITTLE DOES HE, THE PREZ, AND THIS BULLSHIT LEAGUE KNOW THAT I'M THE NEXT CHAMP....I DID IT THE MCW WITH "DECENT" WRESTLERS WHO CAN ROLE PLAY, WHY NOT DO IT HERE?

REPORTER-....Woah! Skaterman...Yes we all that you deserved that match fair and square, but you now this league is jealous of your abilities...At least you'll get that belt here before they even know it. None of these wrestlers can match your ability and you know it, don't let them get to you.

So any comments on your upcoming match?

SKATERMAN-....Ya i guess you are right! I'll just have to waive that gold in their faces once its mine.

Well actually yes...You see Roadkill is of course 3-0 and he's goody two shoes with Prez Psycho and Triple X. He is a fierce competitor, but won't stand a chance to me! I'll be very sorry to have ended his little win streak. I'll slowly start off 1-0 and work my way up to that belt!

REPORTER-....I see Skaterman, very well said. Do you have a strategy you'll use on monday night?

SKATERMAN-....Well, not really. It's basically the same as usual. Beat him till he's red, then knock 'em dead!

(Skaterman and the GWF reporter share a few chuckles and get back to what they had to say...)

SKATERMAN-....I have yet to unleash my "Monkey's Call" in the GWF...The same move that has gotten me 4-0 and an MCW belt! Once you're in my way, there's no escape or telling what I'll do. And since this IS a hardcore match. And since I DO have this belt in the MCW, I'll get this match in a jiff'!

I'll break open Roadkill's skull faster than he'll be calling out his mom's name for help!

I am a hardcore wrestler...And that IS my game!

Roadkill's cigar's, hummer, and his fat @$$ whores won't be in that ring to help him out Monday night!

REPORTER-....I can't wait until tomorrow night Skaterman. Good luck and thanks again!

SKATERMAN-....Very welcome...And this time I WILL WIN....Prez Psycho can't screw me over like he did with jack attack and rayn....I'll have this match.

(Skaterman hops back on his board heading for the exit at the taz as Skunk pulls out a long tight joint...)

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