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Date Posted: 10:50:23 05/30/00 Tue
Author: RoAdKiLL
Subject: Re: hilarious
In reply to: Skaterman Barile 's message, "Re: hilarious" on 07:01:54 05/30/00 Tue

(An interviewer heads back stage to get a few words from Roadkill before the big match. He walks into his dressing room as he is taping up his wrists.)

Interviewer: Hi there Roadkill, I just wanted to get a few words with you before the big match.

What big match? If you consider this match against Skaterman a big match then I think that you've got your head further up your ass then that jackass Skaterman. I'm going into this match tonight determined on two things now. First off, is of course to get the victory which will be one of my easiest matches yet so I'm not worried the slightest bight. Secondly, I'm going to give Skaterman such a bad beating that he's going to spend a few months in intensive care TRYING to recover. If you consider those other wrestlers from MCW descent then we're superstars, heck I can even be God himself. I don't want to scare you too much, I don't want any of you sh*t all over me during the match. And by the way, before saying that you will beat me till I'm red then knock me dead, try connecting at least one punch on me which is highly unlikely, and even if you do connect that one lucky punch, they're going to have to bring you to the hospital with a broken hand because my huge biceps are as strong as iron and you can't break a metal wall with a plastic bat.

Interviewer: There you have it folks, some very strong words from an even stronger wreslter!

(The interviewer heads out of the dressing room.)

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