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Date Posted: 03:36:33 06/06/00 Tue
Author: Maniac
Subject: Maniac's in Downtown!

(Maniac’s taking a nice long 24 hours break from wrestling, driving in his new Audi, TT Roadster! He’s all dressed up nice and he’s got even a date with him. He stops in front of a restaurant, and then is approached
by many fans and reporters.)

Reporter: Wellll Maniac, what do you feel about that loss on Monday of last week?

Maniac: Hay, who the hell are you!

Reporter: I’m from RDS! I wouldt like too speks which you!

Maniac: Hay, you Eat my *%@$ you separtise, you piece of french peppery ass, you can’t even
can’t even speak the English language properly, you think you can disturb me when I’m with my girl.

(Maniac’s looking real mad, he gets out of his car and picks the reporter up over his head, he throws him thorough the Marrot Hotel restaurant. Glass shatters everywhere and one of the restaurant owners comes out screaming, Maniac picks out of his pocket about 20 hundreds dollar bills and throws it on the floor.)

Maniac: If anybody wants a piece of me come on!

( A tall guy, from the restaurant steps out and looks angry because the reporters is in his plate.
Maniac taunts that son-of-a-bitch, and grabs him by the shirt and he set’s him up for “The Insanity”,
Maniac jumps onto his car, and then there it is the move of the century, what everybody’s been waiting to see. Maniac gets up, the fans all around him are cheering, he steps into his car, and looks like he has something to say.)

Maniac: Snake, you see what I did to him, well you’ll be next!

(Maniac put’s his foot on the accelerator and peels on the floor, and in just about a second he’s long gone,
searching for somewhere else to satisfy his hunger.)

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