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Date Posted: 06:18:06 06/06/00 Tue
Author: RAyN
Subject: ROADKILL

The jumbotron goes on and a reporter is shown walking through the locker room. He stops at the door with the name RAyN on it and the crowd goes wild.He opens the door and RAyN is bench pressing.

reporter:RAyN, can i have a word with........

RAyN: Hey dont you see the thunderous one is busy. wait a damn second.

reporter:well just a few words....

RAyN: fine now that you have ruined my concentration, which is extremely disrespectful towards the future champ, i'll answer whatever questions your measely brain wants to know.

reporter:sorry champ, i just wanted a few words on your part
about your hardcore match tonight against Roadkill.

RAyN:well, RAyN would have to start by saying this:
RAyN and hardcore.
those two words go together like spaghetti and meatballs or macaroni and cheese.

Now Roadkill and Hardcore, they mix like water and oil.

You see the thunderous one understands what Prez Psycho is trying to do for his "Posse", that is he knew that I was going to kick his ass in a regular match so he decided to make it hardcore. But what the prez doesnt understand is that not only will i beat that worthless piece of junk cleanly, but i can also use a chair and any other foreign object that is too my liking.

reporter:well best of luck to you

RAyN:Luck, please, you know RAyN doesn't need any, not with his natural born talent.
now get out of here.

He pushes the camera away and the interview ends

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