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Date Posted: 15:47:22 01/18/02 Fri
Author: SmokeyD
Subject: Next Xtreme champ..

((The XCW arena arena goes pitch black as a silver light starts to flicker, a wolf then howls in the backround as Cocky by Kid Rock jams the PA system. SmokeyD then steps through the curtains and makes his way down to the ring, he steps over the ropes and pulls a mic out of his back out pocket..he then begins to speak..))

SmokeDogg:: WOOF!WOOF!WOOF!..SmokeDogg is IN..THE..HOUSE!!

((The fans then begin to bark: WOOF!WOOF!WOOF!..))

SmokeDogg:: Now lets get right down to the dilio..The Hardcore PimpDaddy is here and hes not playin..I understand that 2morrow night on Showdown the Impact Playa gots a shot at the XCW Xtreme Champeenship..Now who would make a more better Xtreme Champ than yours truly..SmokeyD..

((The fans scream from the top of their lungs for the living hardcore legend..))

SmokeGogg:: Now I dont know if you fans out here ever watched me on the other wrestling show, the NpNw were I was one of the best Hardcore champs you ever laid your eyes on..and ANOTHER famous wrestling federation I think all of you know, the late great..CWF..

((Fans chant: CWF!CWF!CWF!..))

SmokeDogg:: Than you know that the CWF hardcore title hung over my broad shoulder like it was made there..In fact I was even the first ever CWF champ. Now 2morrow night I have a match against a man who thinks hes hardcore..Well he gots no idea, because after Showdown the Canadian Huskie is gonna know what the true meaning of hardcore is when hes left lying in the ring dazed staring at the arenas rafters high above..As the Anjel Thug..Walks out of the XCW arena with 3lbs. of Xtreme gold around his waist, and after that im gonna go down to a low-down city tavern, were ill get drunk..go out to my SUV..get stoned..then go back in the low-down city taver and get even more drunk, fall asleep at the bar, wake up the next morning with a smile on my face and Xtreme gold on my arm..Now thats all I have to say..Play my music..

((Cocky by Kid Rock then jams the PA system as SmokeyD makes his way back to the locker rooms..))

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