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Date Posted: 06:52:01 05/16/00 Tue
Author: Flex Kavana
Subject: I feel no fear

(Flex kavana opens his locker room door to be awaited by an interviewer named Steve Russel.)

steve Russel: hey can we have a word Flex

Flex kavana: sure what is it ya piece of turd?

Steve Russel: I'm wondering about your feelings over lost Soul, don't you feel any sign of fear in you?

Flex kavana: Fear? Does flex kavana feel any fear??? Well let me tell ya something Stevey-boy, Flex kavana feels anything but fear from lost Soul. flex Kavana feels everything but fear from lost Soul and do you know why Stevey?

Steve russel: no why?

flex kavana: It's simple really. No one and Flex Kavana means, no-one scares The Flexible One. No-one has ever scared The Chosen One and no-one will ever scare The Chosen one. Flex kavana could have a fully loaded gun to his head and feal no fear. flex Kavana could be falling off the edge of a 1000foot cliff and be feeling no fear. flex kavana is fearless of anyone and anything and especially fearlewss of Lost Soul...he is a dimwit a gooney a spot on The Great One's ass. So when your standing in the ring and ya feel something going up your ass, no no don't get excited it isn't your boyfriend, it's the flexible One's foot and it gonna go so far up your ass you're gonna have to keep swallowing to get it out.

Steve russel: Well Flex, I don't wanna sound like a wimp here but I'm sure I would be scared of Lost Soul and I'm sure anybody for that matter would have a little bit fear in them, why are you different???

Flex kavana: You know what steve you are a wimp so get the hell out here before I preview what i'm gonna do to lost Soul on YOU!!! Flex Kavana thinks of it this way, what is there to be scared of, huh? Nothing, nothing at all!!! The reason anybody else feels fear is because they're all GOONEYS as I've said before. I will kick his ass and i will kick anyone elses that trys to face flex Kavana.

With a Flex of the 'Flexible Eyebrow' and a whip of The'Flex-Plex, flex Kavana feels no fear of Lost Soul!!!

(The scene ends with flex Kavana shoving the camera man against the wall, breking and cutting off the backstage signal.)

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Re: I feel no fear -- The Rock, 12:27:28 07/05/00 Wed