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Date Posted: 16:23:21 01/22/02 Tue
Author: R - V - D
Subject: Predator and World Title Tournament (Undertaker)

Dunnnnggg . . . Da Naaa . . . KaBooM! A roaring jet of flame once again fills the scene as “The Whole F’in Show” booms throughout the arena and RVD hits ring.

RVD: Well, first things first . . . Predator, ya know, yeah with a mouth like yours, I wouldn’t blame everyone for wanting a piece of your ass. You say you don’t give a damn about the World Title? ? ? Then what in the blue hell are you doing here? That title is the world, the reason for this organization’s existence, and is, without a doubt every wrestler’s goal and dream, and here you go treating it like like it’s just some hot broad . . . not even giving it a chance and just saying, “Naaw honey, this dogg don’t go that way. Thought you’d know by now, this here Predator only Eat da Meat.”

The crowd chuckles.

RVD: In that case you’re wrong, and that is why only a chivalrous tournament such as
this:

RVD: 16 superstars

Crowd: What??

RVD: 3 rounds

Crowd: What??

RVD: 15 matches

Crowd: What??

RVD: a’few Roll’in Thunders

Crowd: What??

RVD: a’couple Fiiiiive-Star, FROG SPLAAAASSHES ! !

Crowd: What??

RVD: a’couple a good’ol fashion Knuckle Samages!

Crowd: What??

RVD: and a’whole lot’ta Rob Van Dam kick’in a bunch a pansy-asses all ova the place, can determine a true Champion!

Crowd: What??

Pauses, takes a deep breath.

RVD: so, CHAMPIONS NIGHT . . .

Crowd: What??

RVD: I said at Champions Night.

Crowd: What??

RVD: Round One!

Crowd: What??

RVD: Undertaker!

Crowd: What??

RVD: haven’t seen much of you now, have we? Maybe you should quit hiding in the back and come get yourself some.

Crowd: What??

RVD: It’s gonna be me and you tomorrow night, so fight or be devoured in fright.

: : look into the eyes of fury, be demolished in the mist of my wrath : :

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