Subject:  Ted C. |
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Gina
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Date Posted: 04:27:36 11/13/11 Sun
Dear Ted:
You're the only one I trust for all things gossip. However, your Brangelina prophecy hasn't panned out. A few years ago, you said that Angelina Jolie would dump Brad Pitt soon, but that hasn't happened. What gives? Keep up the great work!
—E.J.
Dear Brangelina Breakup:
You mean, why hasn't she dumped the only dude who can keep up with her brood and who obeys her every word? Oh wait, I think I just answered your question. Seriously, the guy adores her, still. She adores how he adores their brood. It's still a match made in breeder heaven! Still think it won't last forever, sadly enough. But, thanks for the love, doll!
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Hahaha obviously Brad is a weak minded male so it isn't surprising he follows every command and follows her around like a sick puppy. What is funnier to me Jolie acts like it is some great conquest for her with that smug expression on her face. Makes her look as feeble as him. But I do get quite the laugh out of how she tries to act so tough. I would break her in half with a meer glantz her way. *evil chuckle*
Hopefully one day these two will give up showbiz and allow their children to have a life instead of chasing theirs around.I think Ted is wrong, I think these two will be together until the end of their time, smacking their gums together talking about how they were once the most exploited family in the world. Karma can be a bitch like that.
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