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Jerry "The King": Wow! What an enterance! This guy has my vote!
Jim Ross: Remember folks the First ever Fantasy Wrestling Union show named Blood Bath is only two days away! This young tallented FWU superstar is set to go one on one with the toughest SOB in professional wrestling today in a Hell in a Cell match up! It is going to be a Slobber-Knocker!
Jericho: Welcome to Blood Jericho!
Crowd: Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! Y2J!
Jericho: Austin in two days, count em' 1..2 days, untill me and you go at it. (He pauses and walks around the ring.) You see Austin not a minute goes by that I don't think about, no no thats not right. Not a second goes by that I don't picture my self hurling your ignoramus, trailor park trash, beer guzzling a$$ of the top of the 30 foot high steel cage! And like I said before as soon as I lock in the Walls of Jericho there is nothing for you to do but tap out at the hand of the IITOLA of ROCK and ROLLA. But dont feel bad Stone Cold.. cause I'm sure you can find a new career with a broken neck. And after Blood Jericho Austin you will know that I am one bad MamaJama! Now Steve you can come out here drink beer and waist time and put all of these great fans to sleep saying "And thats all i got to sat about that" and "Thats the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.." but Austin you and I both know that the real bottom line is that your in the back wetting you pants and cring to your mommy "I can't fight Jericho! I was buffing when I challenged him to a Hell in Cell match and he called it. Help me!" Ohh yeah, thats all I got to say bout that!
Jerry "The King": Did you hear that JR? I never in my life heard any one talk like that to Austin and live. I don't think he knows what he just got himself into!
Jericho: Now after I snap Stone Cold Steve Austin's neck in two I have to compete in a three way dance with the winner of Pete Gas and Mideon and the winner of the Heart Break Kid and Buh Buh Ray Dudley. Nothing personal.. actually it is personal Mideon and Pete Gas you guys absolutely suck! I don't understand why either of you two are in this tournement! Then there is HBK and Buh Buh Ray... You to at least have somekind of tallent. I mean HBK, oppps I mean HBGay! I've heard from the Village People that you have some tallent in stripping for other ,like your self, homosexual men! And Buh Buh Ray I can tell you are very talented at getting beat up, then standing up and getting beatup some more. I must admitt you are pretty resilient. So why don't you take your pretty resilient self let the morons Pete and Medion beat you up. That sounds fun, Then HBGay you can't start stripping in front of them, and Austin you can get so drunk that you passout. And while you idots are having your fun I'll be at my place celebrating my victories and showing off my new FWU World Chmpionship Belt to some of the finest ladies around!
Jim Ross: Chris Jericho just layed the smack down on Pete Gas, Mideon, Buh Buh Ray, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and HBK!
Jerry "The King": Get it right JR its HBGay, not HBK you idot!
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