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Date Posted: 17:04:25 05/24/00 Wed
Author: Charter
Subject: Deadly Wednesday Results!!

Scott Melland: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to greet you to the first ever XWF
event. We have a great card lined up for you guys tonight. We'll see T-Bone take on Comfortably
Numb in a table match for the Intercontinental Strap, and we'll also get to see Showtime Kid and
Jeff Hardy go one on one for the XWF World Heavyweight Title

Mike Collins: Don't forget that the Middleweight Title will be decided when SyChO, Havoc and
The Terminator square off in a three-way buried alive match. We'll also get to see Hydrobomb and
ChAuMoNsTeR duke it out in a match that can be full of suprises and/or injuries: Triple
Deck/Glass Crashing/Table Cage match.

**The lights go out and and then two big spot lights beam into the entrance way. The
president of the company emurges from the darkness with a mic in hand.**

Charter: First off, I would like to welcome everyone to XWF's first
ever show! Second off, I want to adress this to The Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels (crowd goes
nuts). I want to tell you that there is only one way to become the XWF Commissioner, and you
have to earn it.

**Out of no where HBK's music hits and the fans go crazy chanting: HBK, HBK!**

Shawn Michaels: Alright Charter, you want me to prove myself, you
want me to show you what I'm made of, you got it. I'll be glad to fight anyone, anywhere,
anytime. Hell why don't you just throw in Mr. McFeely and Minor McNickle in a handicap
elimination match.

Charter: You think you can beat those two to prove yourself to me, go
ahead and start wrestling cause it's gonna be you versus Minor McNickle and Mr. McFeely in
a handicap elimination match. So without further adue, let the show begin!

Scott Melland: It looks like we have another match for tonight, but enough talking, lets get
straight to the action. The First match will be for the Intercontinental Championship between
T-Bone and Comfortably Numb.

Comfortably Numb vs. T-Bone
Table Match for the XWF Intercontinental Title

Kieth Myers: Ladies and Gentlemen, the opening bout for tonight's event is for the XWF
Intercontinental Belt. Introducing first weighing in at 360 pounds and coming out of
St. Catherines, Ontario he is....COMFORTABLY NUMB!

Kieth Myers: And his opponent, weighing in at 400 pounds and coming from Colorado Springs he
is....T-BONE!

***T-Bone's music hits as the lights go out. The lights come back on and T-Bone is standing
behind Numb!***

Mike Collins: Look! T-Bone just attacked Numb from behind. He goes for an atomic drop but
Numb slips away and runs out of the ring to rest. Numb jumps back in the ring and now both men
start back on their feet. T-Bone runs at Comf and gives him a body slam, followed by a quick
hip-toss. T-Bone picks up Numb and lifts him up in a bearhug. He's squeezing the life out of
Comfortably Numb. Numb gets back up slowly and T-Bone charges at him but Numb was expecting that
and he just gave him a side walk slam.

Scott Melland: Comf is picking up the four hundred pounder, and he just irish whiped him in
the corner. Numb put so much force into that throw that T-Bone came flying off the turnbuckle
and fell on the ground. Numb is climbing the top turnbuckle and he just hit T-Bone with a flying
leg drop. T-Bone gets to his feet but Numb throws him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline,
T-Bone ducks and gives Numb a belly to back suplex.

Mike Collins: T-Bone just ran out of the ring, and he's going for a table. He just threw it
into the ring and he's setting it up in front of the corner turnbuckle. T-Bone picks up Numb by
the hair but Comf just low blowed T-Bone and the referee, John Noma, didn't see it! Numb has
T-Bone up and he just gave hima gorrilla press slam. Comf throws T-Bone into the corner but
T-Bone runs into the referee by accident and now John Noma is down and out.

Scott Melland: Look at this, the rest of Bears Inc. are coming down to help Comfortably Numb.
All three members are handing out a beating on T-Bone. A body slam, followed by a piledriver,
and Numb just gave him The Wall. Mr. McFeely just jumped to the outside, he's got a
chair and Numb is holding T-Bone, I think you know what's gonna happen here.

Mike Collins: Mr. McFeely just hopped back in the ring, he's swings the chair, but look,
T-Bone got nailed across the face. McFeely just hit T-Bone again, and T-Bone just fell through
the table! There's no referee though, wait a second here comes the asst. referee "Mad Dog"
Boomer, he slides into the ring and is calling for the bell. This one is over.

Kieth Myers: Your winner, and new XWF Intercontinental Champion...COMFORTABLY NUMB!!

The Terminator vs. SyChO vs. Havoc
Buried Alive Match for the XWF Middleweight Title

Kieth Myers: The second matchup of the night will be for the Middleweight Title. Introducing
first weighing in at 206 pounds and coming from the New York Asylum he is....SYCHO!

Kieth Myers: And one of his opponents, weighing in at 280 pounds and standing 6 feet 8 inches
he is....HAVOC!

Kieth Myers: The final competitor in this match, weighing in at 252 pounds and coming out of
California he is....THE TERMINATOR!

Mike Collins: Well, we already have a new I.C. Champ and now we are almost ready to crown a
new Middleweight Champ. The only way to win the match is to bury any one of your opponents. You
don't have to bury both of them, just one.

Scott Melland: Enough chit, chat because Terminator already started the match as the bell
rings and Terminator goes straight for SyChO as Havoc looks on. Terminator throws SyChO off the
ropes, he goes for the clothesline, SyChO ducks it but Havoc stops SyChO with a back body drop.
Havoc picks up SyChO and gives him a vertical suplex. Terminator then runs at Havoc, but Havoc
pulls the ropes down and Terminator goes flying to the outside.

Mike Collins: SyChO gets back to his feet and he and Havoc tie up. A headlock by Havoc, but
SyChO picks up Havoc and gives him a back breaker. Sycho picks up Havoc and gives him a DDT.
Terminator gets back in the ring and gives SyChO a russian leg sweep. He's going after Havoc
now, he picks him up...he has him in the air, and he just rammed him into the corner turnbuckle.
Terminator turns around but only to get attacked by SyChO.

Scott Melland: SyChO shoots him out of the ring and they make their way to the grave with
Havoc following far behind. SyChO and Terminator are at the grave now, and SyChO just nailed
Terminator in the back with a shovel. Just remember that you only have to bury one of your
opponents and then you win.

Mike Collins: Havoc is starting to get back his breath and momentum. He's running at
Terminator and he just speared him into the grave! Now if Havoc can bury him he'll win, but look
out cause syChO just attacked Havoc, those two are brawling beside the grave. They are throwing
lefts, rights, lefts, finally SyChO gets knocked down while Terminator climbs out of the
grave!

Scott Melland: Terminator clotheslines Havoc and jumps on him. He's punching him in the head
and he goes to Havoc's legs. He's going for the texas cloverleaf, all he has to do is turn
Havoc over. Can he do it....NO! Havoc broke the hold. Terminator is now going after SyChO, he
picks him up and he's setting him up for The Terminator, he has him up and he just gave
SyChO the Terminator into the grave.

Mike Collins: Look at this, Showtime Kid is running ou here with baseball
bat. What is he doing out here Scott? Look he just broke it over Havoc's head! Now he's picking
up a tombstone and he just dropped it on Havoc's leg! Meanwhile, look at Terminator he's burying
SyChO. He is completly buried, this one is over. Showtime is grabbing a mic.

Showtime Kid: You think you are a big shot eh! Try hanging with the big
boys for a bit!
Kieth Myers: Your winner, and new XWF Middleweight Champion of the world....THE
TERMINATOR!!

Shawn Michaels vs. Minor McNickle and Mr. McFeely
Handicap Match (If Michaels wins, he gets to be commissioner)

Kieth Myers: Introducing first, weighing in at 190 pounds and coming from Texas, he is
fighting to be commissioner of the XWF, he is the Heart Break Kid....SHAWN MICHAELS!

Kieth Myers: And his opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 410 pounds, they are
MR. MCFEELY and MINOR MCNICKLE.

Mike Collins: Well, Charter ordered this match to take place at the beggining of the show, and
here it is, just remember that if HBK wins, he becomes commissioner, and if he doesn't win...well
he doesn't become commissioner, it's pretty simple concept.

Scott Melland: That's right Mike. The bell just rang and the match is underway. McFeely and
McNickle quickly double team Shawn off the opening bell. McFeely throws him off the ropes and
gives him a shoulder block knocking down Shawn. McNickle picks up Shawn, he's going for a
piledriver but Michaels reverses it and gives him a back body drop.

Mike Collins: McFeely runs at HBK but McFeely get's dropped toe holded into the turnbuckle by
Shawn. Michaels is really into this and it shows he wants to be commissioner. He picks up
McNickle, and goes for Sweet Chin Music but McNickle catches his leg and puts Shawn on his ass.
He waits t'ill the referee, John Noma, isn't looking and he delivers a punch to the ba***
of Shawn Michaels.

Scott Melland: Well, after that punch I don't think that Shawn will be having a second child.
McNickle picks up Michaels and McNickle and McFeely throw him off the ropes, they go for a double
clothesline, but HBK ducks and returns the favor with a double face crusher. HBK picks up
McFeely and sends him flying over the top ropes and out to ringside. Shawn now attacks McNickle,
he runs at him and gives him a spinning wheel kick to the face.

Mike Collins: HBK goes to the top rope now, he jumps to the outside and hits McFeely with a
missile dropkick. Shawn just jumped back in the ring, and he goes for the pin, John Noma
is down for the count...1...2...OH, McNickle just got the shoulder up there. Shawn picks him up
and throws him off the ropes, Shawn goes for the neckbreaker but McNickle slides between
Michaels' legs and McNickle gives him a pulling side walk slam.

Scott Melland: McFeely just jumped back in the ring while McNickle just threw HBK into the
corner. McNickle is running at HBK, but wait, Shawn moved out of the way and McNickle just ran
into the turnbuckle. Shawn walks away from the corner and he just gave McFeely Sweet Chin
Music!! He goes for the pin, John Noma down to count it...1...2...3. McFeely is now
eliminated and there's just McNickle left.

Mike Collins: Shawn has McNickle in position, he goes for Sweet Chin Music...yes! He
nailed it. He goes for the pin and John Noma is down for the pin...1...2...What's this some
guy dressed in black with a black mask just attacked HBK to break up the pin. He picks up
HBK and he just gave him the Jacknife Powerbomb. The black man just rolled McNickle on top of
Michaels, the guy in black is telling John Noma to cout it. John goes down...1...2...3. HBK
just lost the match thanks to some guy in a black mask. The guy runs away and heads to the
back

Kieth Myers: Your winners...MR. MCFEELY AND MINOR MCNICKLE!!

Hydrobomb vs. ChAuMoNsTeR
Triple Deck/Glass Crashing/Table Cage Match for the Hardcore Title

Kieth Myers: The next bout is a Triple Deck/Glass Crashing/Table Cage match. This is for the
XWF Hardcore Championship.

Kieth Myers: Introducing first, weighing in at 200 pounds and coming from Toronto, Ontario he
is....CHAUMONSTER!

Kieth Myers: And his opponent, weighing in at 371 pounds and coming out of Sudbury, Ontario he
is....HYDROBOMB!

Mike Collins: Well, it looks like it's time for the triple deck/glass crashing/table match.
These two wrestlers are the first two to ever step into a match like this in XWF, and there will
be history made tonight I guarantee it. To win the match, you have to put your opponnent through
the glass table, that is sitting at ringside, climb up on top of the third cage, and grab the
XWF Hardcore Title hanging way up in the arena.

Scott Melland: This match is now underway as the bell rings and the two wrestlers circle like
wild deer. They lock up, Hydrobomb has Chaumonster in a head lock, ChAuMoNsTeR is fighting back
and he throws Hydrobomb off the ropes and gives him the most powerfull clothesline on earth.
Monster picks up Hydrobomb and gives him a vertical suplex, he then pickes him back up and throws
him off the ropes and gives him a tilt a whirl slam! ChAuMoNsTeR is starting to climb the ladder
into the second cage.

Mike Collins: ChAuMoNsTeR is up in the second cage now, look he just pulled brass knuckles out
from his pants and he's waiting for Hydrobomb. I don't think this is a good idea to wait for
him, if that where me, I would have the guy threw the table and grab the belt, but it seems that
ChAuMoNsTeR wants to hand out some punishment before he goes up top. And just remember you
have to put your opponnent through the glass table sitting right at ringside.

Scott Melland: Hydrobomb finally reached the inside of the second cage, but ChAuMoNsTeR is
handing out a beating with those brass knuckles. Hydrobomb finally fell to the ground and he's
busted wide open. ChAuMoNsTeR is picking up Hydrobomb, but wait, bomb just sacked Monster and
he follows up with a piledriver into the cage roof of the first cage. Hydrobomb picks up
ChAuMoNsTeR and gives him a spinning back drop.

Mike Collins: Look at Hydrobomb's strength, he just picked up Monster, put him on his
shoulders and now he's climbing to the inside of the third cage. They are both on top of the
second cage now. Hydrobomb picks up ChAuMONsTeR, he has him way up in the air... He just gave
him the hydrobomb off the top of the second cage onto the first! Wait, look at this!
Hydrobomb just jumped off the cage, he just gave ChAuMoNsTeR an elbow drop from the top of the
second cage and now him and MoNsTeR just went flying through the roof of the first cage and
through the glass table! They are both bleeding! Holy shit!

Scott Melland: There is no movement from either wrestlers. The EMT's are coming out now with
strechters. Both wrestlers are making there way up the ramp now in the stretchers...wait, there
seems to be movement by ChAuMoNsTeR and Hydrobomb. They are both getting up from the strechters!
They are crazy! They are making there way back into the ring while punches are going back and
forth. Hydrobomb just got thrown into the ring by ChAuMoNsTeR. ChAuMoNsTeR has Hydrobomb ready
for a MoNsTeRbOmB, yes, he hit it!

Mike Collins: ChAuMoNsTeR is making his way back up the ladder into the
second cage. And look, just to make sure Hydrobomb doesn't go up, he is pulling the ladder up
into the second cage with him. Hydrobomb is starting to stagger back to his feet. ChAuMoNsTeR
is up in the third cage now and is climbing to the top. Hydrobomb just realized what happen,
chAuMoNsTeR just grabbed the belt. He's the new XWF Hardcore Champ!

Kieth Myers: Your winner, and new XWF Hardcore Champion, he is ChAuMoNsTeR!!

**Hydrobomb walks up the ramp limping with a little blood on his back and face from the table
and brass knuckles. ChAuMoNsTeR follows up behind him with the title and he looks very
sore.**

Showtime Kid vs. Jeff Hardy
Normal Match for the XWF World Heavyweight Title

Kieth Myers: Introducing first, weighing in
at 218 pounds and coming out of North-Carolina he is....JEFF HARDY!

Kieth Myers: And his opponent, weighing in at 250 pouns and coming from Orlando, Florida he is
....THE SHOWTIME KID!

Scott Melland: Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for. The decision of the XWF World
Heavyweight Championship. We have too very young athletes fighting, in one corner Jeff Hardy who
is 24 years old and in the other corner, The Showtime Kid is 21 years old.

Kieth Myers: It is now time for the main event of the evening. Are you read?! Then, for the
thousands in attendance, and the millions, watching around the world....LET'S GET READY TO
RUMBLE!!!

Scott Melland: This one is on as Jeff doesn't even wait for the bell. He runs at Showtime,
Showtime ducks and Jeff leap frogs over him, coming back off the ropes and hitting Showtime with
a face crusher. Jeff is going up to the top turnbuckle, he jumps for a 450 splash but Showtime
moved out of the way and Jeff slammed into the mat. Showtime picks up Jeff and gives him a
belly to belly suplex sending Jeff flying into the corner of the ring. Showtime picks him up
again and pushes him in the corner turnbuckle.

Mike Collins: Showtime puts Jeff on the top turnbuckle, he's going for a superplex, but Jeff
reversed it and he just gave Showtime a tornado DDT! Both men are getting up slowly now. Jeff
Hardy is up first and he just gave Showtime a hurricannrana. Showtime just rolled out of the
ring and he is staggering at ring side.

Scott Melland: Look at Jeff in the ring, he goes off the ropes and he goes for an asaii
Moonsault, he's in the air but wait a sec, Showtime caught him in the air...Showtime just ran
Jeff's head into the ring steps.

Mike Collins: Showtime picks up Jeff and throws him into the ring.
Showtime goes for the Showtime kick but Jeff ducks and goes for the twist of fate, but
Showtime bounces him off the ropes, and goes for another try at the Showtime Kick but Jeff
catches his foot, spins him around, and gives him the twist of fate!

Scott Melland: Jeff is going up top for the Swanton Dive, but Showtime put his knne up
and nailed Jeff in the lower back as he was flipping. Showtime gets up slowly and gives Jeff the
Showtime Flip followed by the Showtime Kick and he goes for the pin....1....2....3!

Kieth Myers: The winner and new, undefeated, undisputed, XWF Heavyweight Champion of the
world....SHOWTIME KID!!

Scott Melland: Wait a sec, look at this... Havoc is limping down the ramp, he's going after
Showtime. Havoc and Showtime are fighting on the inside now! What's this, Papa Roach hits the
speakers and Hydrobomb comes running down! He's joins the little brawl... Showtime gets thrown
out of the ring now. Havoc and Hydrobomb are fighting, they both go over the top rope! Showtime
walks over and grabs a chair! He just nailed Hydrobomb across the head, now he just hit Havoc!
Showtime just threw the chair down, he grabs a mic.

Showtime Kid: You guys wanna a piece of the champion? Well you can have
it at XWF "The Begginning" and I guarantee that the PPV will be kickin ass!

**The camera's go off the air as soon as Showtime drops his mic.**

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