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Subject: Re: 36-stone pig too fat for sex


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Colin
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Date Posted: 15:49:54 01/24/02 Thu
In reply to: Dave 's message, "36-stone pig too fat for sex" on 12:15:47 01/18/02 Fri

> I think I met his wife in Cindy's a few years back!
>36-stone pig too fat for sex
>
>A pig's owner has banned him from mating because he's
>so fat he squashes the sows.
>
>Rex, who weighs 36 stone, used to have sex 25 times a
>week and has fathered 1,500 piglets.
>
>Farmer David Heugh from Sheffield thinks Rex could
>injure one of his mates.
>
>Mr Heugh told The Sun: "He is a big ugly brute but we
>have all grown fond of him because he is such a
>character. But now his weight is a problem and it's
>time for someone younger and slimmer to take over."
>
>Rex, a three-year-old large white, will be replaced by
>12-stone Mr Darcy at Whirlow Hall Farm.
>
>Mr Heugh adds: "We would hate to see him taken off to
>the slaughterhouse. We are hoping an animal charity
>will take him or a farmer who will guarantee not to
>slaughter him."
>
>Story filed: 08:33 Friday 18th January 2002

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