sorry if this goes up twice -- Troy; WOULD you like a hand with your apron?

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Date Posted: 08:56:14 01/17/02 Thu
Author: Xone pink shoeX
Subject: sorry if this goes up twice

the three began their quest by boat
quang, troy and that sexy goat
on the ocean they gathered speed
picking up members of sabc
along came mike, phil and greek alex
followed by bizarre with tight grip on his bollocks
the sin wave took them up and down
but troys smile faded to a frown
'my dreams' said he, with tears in his eyes
'are all of milk and cherry pies'
with that the quest took a turn for missourri
to the trailer park they had to hurry.
troy took a job fixing this and that
for his dream 50's diner he had to raise cash
working for raj's naked repairs
he saved for the diner and grease for his hair
the day finally came, where with tight jeans
that 50's icon spilt the beans:
'that oil on your fries isnt as sound as you thought
it comes freshly squeezed from quangs greasy mop'
his words were directed to the wrong onlooker
for it was ant, the souths finest health inspector.
with a flash of his badge he stormed out back
where he found ali getting busy with jack
when he'd finished off alis secret recipe
jacks protein-filled self was no longer skinny
alarmed and afraid ant squealed 'HOLD ME'
and swiftly was thrust against the milk machine
he was taken from behind by mike with two heads
and a baby was born with two curly dreads
noting the child rather looked like a hen
it was decreed antonios GRIP lay in the finest men

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my name is troy, how do you spell it? AIDS -- Jayne, 14:31:40 02/24/02 Sun
- Re: my name is troy, how do you spell it? AIDS -- gimme an F, 12:58:40 02/26/02 Tue
  - Re: my name is troy, how do you spell it? AIDS -- Jayne, 14:48:52 03/05/02 Tue