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Date Posted: 10:33:46 02/01/06 Wed
Author: Crystal
Subject: See inside for my latest Hillary email....
In reply to: Varmit 's message, "Thanks Canadians..... geesh... what next?" on 03:49:31 02/01/06 Wed

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine
in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily,
smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me
the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to
me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
killed the old cow."

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