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Date Posted: 06:12:00 09/22/06 Fri
Author: Hap
Subject: I might send this to Steve H. Reckon he'll get a chuckle out of it?

Gorilla Removal Service


One morning, a local pub owner arrived to open up his establishment for
the day's business and found a gorilla sitting high in a tree outside
the front door.


Obviously, this would be bad for business and scare away his customers
so the pub owner checked the yellow pages and found Pete's Landscaping
and Gorilla Removal Service. A quick phone call to Pete, and within 15
minutes Pete arrived in his ute (utility pickup truck) with his trusty,
but mean looking Australian Cattle dog, Reggie, in the back of the ute.


Pete got out of the cab carrying a large net in one hand and a .22 rifle
in the other. After greeting the pub owner, Pete explained what he was
going to do.


"You take this net and me rifle, mate. I'll climb up the tree to a
branch opposite from the gorilla and start shaking the tree. When the
beast falls out of the tree, Reggie here will bite the beast by the
family jewels and give you enough time to throw this here net over him.
By then, I'll be out of the tree, secure the net and she'll be right,
mate!"


The pub owner said, "Looks good to me. But, I do have one question .."


Pete responded, "What's yer question, mate?"


"What do I do with the rifle?" asked the pub owner.


"Ah, that's just in case I fall out of the tree before the gorilla."


"So what do I do if you fall out of the tree first?"


"Shoot Reggie ..."

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