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Date Posted: 11:58:06 01/19/02 Sat
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> >> > A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play
> >> > date."Mommy," the little girl says, "how old are you?"
> >> > "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the
> >> > mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says,
> >> > "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says,
> >> > "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
> >> > Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a
> >> > divorce?"
> >> > "That is enough questions, child , honestly!" The exasperated mother
> >> > walks away as the two friends begin to play.
> >> > "My mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl said to
her
> >> > friend. "Well" says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her
> >> > driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
> >> > Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old
> >> > you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks,
> >> > "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140
> >> > pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
> >> > "How in heavens name did you find that out?" "And," the
> >> > little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you
> >> > and daddy got a divorce." "Oh really?" the mother asks.
> >> > "Why?"
> >> >
> >> > "Because you got an F in sex!"
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